July 22, 1992.

selena makes me go lesbian and justin reminds me I'm straight

[July 22, 1992. @CatchGomezVirus]

PEOPLE FROM SCHOOL ASKING ME TO GIVE EM A SHOUT OUT LOL WHO DO U THINK U R

[July 22, 1992. @CatchGomezVirus]

The BSE music video is on repeat. These boys are just so beautiful.

[July 22, 1992. @CatchGomezVirus]

My birthday present from me to you @selenagomez 💕

[July 22, 1992. @CatchGomezVirus]

@InfinitiveSelly OMG LOL NO. I'M JUST LIKE ANY OTHER CRAZY FAN ACCOUNT.

[July 22, 1992. @CatchGomezVirus]

@InfinitiveSelly that's sad but true

[July 22, 1992. @CatchGomezVirus]

"I'm straight" I whisper as I watch Selena's birthday video and look for any sign of her boob mole.

[July 22, 1992. @CatchGomezVirus]

Tumblr get your shit together I'm trying to look for hot drunklena icons.

[July 22, 1992. @CatchGomezVirus]

@teamselenaswift I JUST CHANGED IT. I FOUND IT ON TUMBLR.

[July 22, 1992. @CatchGomezVirus]

@GomezStunning NO FAGGOTS ALLOWED

[July 22, 1992. @CatchGomezVirus]

@GomezStunning IM SERIOUS LIKE NO GET BACK IN YOUR CAGE.

[July 22, 1992. @CatchGomezVirus]

I'M SORRY BUT NEW FANS WHO WERE ONCE HATERS ARE NOT ALLOWED INTO THE FANDOM.

[July 22, 1992. @CatchGomezVirus]

Selena is probably stuffing her face with tacos and getting drunk, not caring that she left us all horny and shit.

[July 22, 1992. @CatchGomezVirus]

@GomezStunning YES SHE'S WEARING A SNAPBACK.

[July 22, 1992. @CatchGomezVirus]

IF YOU'RE STILL STRAIGHT AFTER WATCHING THE BIRTHDAY VIDEO THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU.

[July 22, 1992. @CatchGomezVirus]

@Bikinimez SHE'S THERE SHE'S WEARING A SNAPBACK

[July 22, 1992. @CatchGomezVirus]

Ashlena Drunklena Foodlena

[July 22, 1992. @CatchGomezVirus]

ASHLEY IS IN THE VIDEO OMG

[July 22, 1992. @CatchGomezVirus]

@teamselenaswift CAN YOU GET ME AN ICON LIKE YOURS I'VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND SCREENSHOTS BUT FAIL.

[July 22, 1992. @CatchGomezVirus]

“Smilers are calling Selena trashy” Go back into the womb. You have done something wrong in your life.

[July 22, 1992. @CatchGomezVirus]

But I'm sad because Selena said she wanted Demi to be on her birthday party and she isn't there.