Beowulf

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[Beowulf @CatchphraseWulf]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ᴛʜᴇ ʙɪɢ ʙᴀᴅ ᴡᴏʟꜰ

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⠀I'm the wildest there is, was, and ever will be!

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ┫#SkullgirlsRP ⁃ #MVRP┣

[Beowulf @CatchphraseWulf]

call me daddy

https://t.co/BWEBCAl0WW

[── 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐍𝐔𝐒 | we are so back era @betrayingcrown]

Many men want to be called daddy by him.

H M M M ...

[Beowulf @CatchphraseWulf]

"Haha!"

That's something he can get behind!
May her spark shine for ever or something like that!

[Beowulf @CatchphraseWulf]

"You got the right mind set!
Everything for the fans!"

He likes that spark in her eyes!
But he can't shake up the feeling that he knows her.
Hm.

[Beowulf @CatchphraseWulf]

"Woahaha!
You got a pretty great flex going on!"

He's very proud of her, patting her shoulder.

[Beowulf @CatchphraseWulf]

More flexing!

[Beowulf @CatchphraseWulf]

Flexing!

[Beowulf @CatchphraseWulf]

"'Course I do!"

[Wrestling Is Totally Real! @WxshedUpWolf]

"...You got a point there me."

[Beowulf @CatchphraseWulf]

"We've got a great pair though!"

[Wrestling Is Totally Real! @WxshedUpWolf]

You tryna touch my bara titties?

[Beowulf @CatchphraseWulf]

"Ha!

I mean, not like I wasn't unstoppable before, but y'know!"

[Wrestling Is Totally Real! @WxshedUpWolf]

"We really are!"

[Beowulf @CatchphraseWulf]

"We're unstoppable!"

[Wrestling Is Totally Real! @WxshedUpWolf]

"The possibilities are endless!"

[Beowulf @CatchphraseWulf]

"HELL YEAH!

Now we take twice the spotlight and can fight twice the fights!"

[Wrestling Is Totally Real! @WxshedUpWolf]

"The me of me means for fans, and more showtime for us!'

[Beowulf @CatchphraseWulf]

"That's so crazy...
Man, I wish i had thought of that sooner, would've made this much easier!"

[Wrestling Is Totally Real! @WxshedUpWolf]

"...Truly I have found myself.... literally."

[Beowulf @CatchphraseWulf]

And so did this one, rushing towards the other, until the two gigantic fists clashed against each other!

It was amazing.

"Holy crap."

[Wrestling Is Totally Real! @WxshedUpWolf]

"...."

Beowulf then pulled out Grendel and dashed towards the other Wulf to punch him.

[Beowulf @CatchphraseWulf]

"Yeah, me too!

Wait a minute--
Does that mean, there are two arms now!?"

[Wrestling Is Totally Real! @WxshedUpWolf]

"Now I'm staring to like the idea of two Beowulfs!"

[Beowulf @CatchphraseWulf]

"AWOOO!!"

[Beowulf @CatchphraseWulf]

!!!

"We could give twice as many autographs to our beloves fans!
Wait, would we have twice as many fans too?"

[Wrestling Is Totally Real! @WxshedUpWolf]

"If we do tag team we can call ourselves the Wulf pack."

[Beowulf @CatchphraseWulf]

... Silent blinking.

"You think the world's ready for that?"

[Wrestling Is Totally Real! @WxshedUpWolf]

"This is really weird."

Beowulf scratches his head.

"What if we're both Beowulf?"

[Beowulf @CatchphraseWulf]

Funnily enough, this beowulf did the same.
The two chairs ended up flying against each other and fell to the ground.

"How can you be me!?
I'm ME!"

[Wrestling Is Totally Real! @WxshedUpWolf]

"But I'm the one and only Beowulf!"

He took off Hurting and flung it at the other Beowulf.

[Beowulf @CatchphraseWulf]

"Sure, throw anything at me, I'll prove to ya that I'm the one and only beowulf!"

[Wrestling Is Totally Real! @WxshedUpWolf]

"....You got a point there, so let's try to make sure who's real and who's fake here."

[Beowulf @CatchphraseWulf]

"Cuz'...
Uh... Um....

Cosplayers and fans are... Crazy?"

[Wrestling Is Totally Real! @WxshedUpWolf]

"We're great, but why would someone go out of their way to even match our body type and all that junk?"