Cat.🍟

🧮Bad at math. ||🐱Good at cats. ||🔞I say bad words. ||🥔Potato/Mestiza/Waifu with fake freckles. || 👙Wanna see more? Click the link!

[KFC @kfc]

Watching SatoSugu breakup was even harder from behind the register 😭

[Dyylas @DylanDyylas]

Twitter has peaked.

[Cat.🍟 @Catculated]

@Jmac33713 Adventure is out there.

[Cat.🍟 @Catculated]

“I prefer my girl shaved” says the man who hasn’t trimmed his pubes since puberty hit.

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

“Wyd?” overthinking bro

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your picture

[Cat.🍟 @Catculated]

Dudes be like “you’re the only girl for me” but daydream about railing that top 0.01% lass on OnlyFans.

Anyways, please subscribe to my OF.

[awlivv @awlivv]

fuck what u heard, all tattoos hurt

[Cat.🍟 @Catculated]

Do you dip or drench your salad? I need to know before we bang.

[Watcher @wearewatcher]

Happy Ghost Files Premiere Day/Bisexual Awareness Day to those who celebrate

[Cat.🍟 @Catculated]

@boxwinebandits @NGHTMREZ_ That’s not part of my nightly skincare routine.

[Cat.🍟 @Catculated]

One time a guy told me he wanted to give me a pearl necklace and I said “oh no baby those are expensive“ and that’s why we need sex ed in schools thnx.

[Cat.🍟 @Catculated]

@NGHTMREZ_ Just like how they didn’t teach us how to do reverse cowgirl without cramping up. The education system has failed us.

[Cat.🍟 @Catculated]

@NGHTMREZ_ Apparently it means that he wanted to jizz on/around my neck and honestly JUST SAY THAT.

[.｡❅ * meish * ❅｡. @meishmoth]

girls do weird shit when they have a crush like girl why are u downloading league of legends

[Cat.🍟 @Catculated]

The real question is why don’t we have animal style waffle fries?

[Cat.🍟 @Catculated]

@Iced__Covfefe Absolutely nothing wrong with illness visibility. But bruh the Viking? The German? The Irish? The CEO?

[Cat.🍟 @Catculated]

“It’s Complicated” has entered the chat.

[Cat.🍟 @Catculated]

@RohayvonRain BUT THE FRIES ARE THE THINGS I JUST CAN’T GET DOWN ON. I NEED THE IRON THE WRINKLY FRY.

[Cat.🍟 @Catculated]

When you want Taco Bell and your friends say “Let’s get Del Taco” YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS