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@poems_past The weight machine doesn't exist. The dumbells don't exist. Every time he opens his mouth about working out, he exposes himself as a liar.

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@poems_past His streams were pointless long before the exploit

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@poems_past He should've pulled the ripcord yesterday and started offering pack openings

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@poems_past "You know where the weight room is?"

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@tianeptineDEPOT I can't seem to place an order, I keep getting an error message. Has anyone else had this problem?

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@poems_past I think people are giving phil a lot of credit in assuming the weight machine actually exists. I don't even think the dumbells exist. For the amount of time he claims he's been working out, he has zero results.

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@2ndDerich Every time. Whenever he tells us that he has rock hard abs, he manages to show his gunt on the same stream. Every. Time.

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@poems_past I know that won't work, you know that won't work, but I bet in a few weeks we're going to hear all about his shredded abs

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@poems_past Don't drink to excess, kids. That is a rough 44

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@poems_past Classic King Snake maneuver!

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@TheRealDashFir1 Ok, I had a feeling that was the case

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@KatBurnell He says it to the gun store clerk in terminator, but I think the commando scene makes a better meme

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@poems_past He seems to forget that he accidentally streamed himself rubbing one out. He's lucky to even be on the platform

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@ThatBeing_Said People thinking that dsp is some sort of proponent of free speech is ridiculous. If he had the Quartering's power, there wouldn't be any detractor channels left

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@poems_past Congrats!

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@poems_past Good luck with the "new audience" thing, phil. Any mature, rational, logical and intelligent human will quickly be driven away by your crappy personality.

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@SyfyMary That's a desert island album for me, definitely

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@poems_past Wee-BeySydePhil

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@poems_past Constantly asking others to make you successful doesn't make you a success