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what is meant to be, will be

[ᴀ. @alyssaxtrevino]

REMINDER: February is going to be an amazing month bringing healing energy, blessings, clarity, happiness, an abundance of love, light, good health, and good vibes 🪬🪬🪬🪬🪬🪬🪬🪬🪬🪬🪬🪬🪬🪬

[Austine @theereal_one]

Fuck a 2 weeks notice. Yall shoulda noticed 2 weeks ago that i was bout to quit

[hil @plume__]

the food and drink you consume in a movie theater doesn’t really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate and holy and harm-proof

[linda belcher @brwngrlkaren]

If social security is going to run out of reserves and only pay 77% of benefits by 2034 then why am I still paying hundreds per paycheck for something I won’t receive?

[cuban linx @fromNYwithluv]

Eating 12 grapes under the table on NYE right when midnight strikes is said to bring luck in love and relationships. If you manage to eat the 12 grapes in time, you'll have a prosperous and very lucky year.

[Natalie Sue @natwrotewhat]

My child is desperately wiggling a loose tooth so she can force santa and the tooth fairy to meet and fight

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

rlly rlly beautiful women have rlly rlly gigantic foreheads

[tonequie @_Niqueee2]

Idc how broke I am I always got money for food and a abortion

[Ty ☆ @cuteasstyy]

When them lil bitches start sellin cookies again?

[Quinton Reviews @Q_Review]

Imagine Elon Musk takes over your job and fires you, not knowing your contract says you get $42,000,000 on the spot if this happens

[KAIMORALLE CONSULTS LIMITED @KaiMoralleCoffe]

adulting is cleaning your room before a trip and being so satisfied walking in the door when you return.

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

halloween vibes are in the air… (everyone i know is anxiously awaiting an amazon delivery containing crucial costume components)

[pj @pjayevans]

It sucks you can’t google something happening in your life. What does my neighbor Derek do for work

[mononoke hime @kirarahimee]

my type in a man is one who gets mistaken for being gay

[the same wound flav??? @SayLahVeee]

I cannot imagine having children. There were three days last week i was too lazy to feed myself and i was just cool with it. I’d be in jail.

[bobbi loves vampires ❤️ @hiimbobbi]

Finally something for the REAL gamers out there.

[แจ๊ค™ @thailandexotic]

in marriage, whoever has the cooler last name gets to continue their legacy. reject tradition

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

Just had someone describe not using a calendar as “raw dogging memory.”

[Necole Kane @hellonecole]

Doctors are really out here brushing off women's health concerns, telling them period pain is normal and giving them birth control pills that contain more of the hormone that is causing their periods to wreck havoc. End result: fibroids, endometriosis, and a host of other issues