Catherine

Leave work to the daylight hours, and save the twilight for a gentle buzz. A leisurely pace, just right

[Catherine @Catherine61b1m]

@veiledleaks 👍🇺🇸👍

[Catherine @Catherine61b1m]

@Patriotism87543 👍🇺🇸👍

[Catherine @Catherine61b1m]

@EricLDaugh Media drops another “anonymous sources” bombshell… and it lasts about as long as a gas station sushi

[Catherine @Catherine61b1m]

@bennyjohnson Is France up to its old tricks again? It must be Tuesday. They even stage their revolutions according to the historical script, not forgetting to mention the Bastille, talk about dedication

[Catherine @Catherine61b1m]

@bennyjohnson Dude, my dog knows those groups are bad and all he does is bark and chase squirrels

[Catherine @Catherine61b1m]

@bennyjohnson Benny out here dropping political truth bombs on the timeline while I’m just trying to figure out if I can legally classify my daily Target run as an emotional support therapy session

[Catherine @Catherine61b1m]

@WhiteHouse @FLOTUS @POTUS Nothing but maximum respect for our Gold Star families. They represent the absolute best of America, and honestly, the military must have raised some absolute legends. God bless them. 🇺🇸❤️

[Catherine @Catherine61b1m]

@ScottPresler And the media told me there was 'no enthusiasm' this year. Guess we all just coincidentally decided to hang out at the government center today

[Catherine @Catherine61b1m]

@nicksortor Cancelling your overseas terror trip just because you couldn't afford Spirit Airlines? Sweetie, go find a job instead of an AK-47

[Catherine @Catherine61b1m]

@nicksortor Dipping $1,000 in for every kid is great, Trump. Now, can the Treasury also open an account for the thousands I spent on Target runs and Stanley cups this year? Asking for a mom

[Catherine @Catherine61b1m]

@elonmusk People on here are debating Western civilization and saving Europe, while I'm just trying to survive my target run without spending $200 on things I don't need

[Catherine @Catherine61b1m]

@WhiteHouse The White House has officially entered its capitalism era. Drop the promo code for Trump TV already, guys!

[Catherine @Catherine61b1m]

@elonmusk Elon is literally automated-routing rockets through the upper atmosphere while I still have to look at my hand to remember which way is Left

[Catherine @Catherine61b1m]

@libsoftiktok This teacher is single-handedly doing more for the homeschooling movement than any marketing campaign ever could

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@catturd2 You spelled 'Democrat' but pronounced it exactly as 'bureaucracy and tax hikes.' Classic

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@TheJusticeDept @AGToddBlanche @RuthlessPodcast The DOJ talking about actual crime instead of policing internet memes? What a plot twist for 2026

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@BillMelugin_ 8 out of 3.1 million? Even my broken clock has a better success rate than this. ICE must have been working a grueling 4-minute workweek

[Catherine @Catherine61b1m]

@libsoftiktok Wow, criminals fleeing straight to a sanctuary city? It’s almost like they read the city's brochure and used it as a GPS. Policy working exactly as planned!

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@catturd2 Suddenly, throwing their tea into the harbor back in 1776 feels like the greatest business decision we ever made. ☕🇺🇸

[Catherine @Catherine61b1m]

@elonmusk Me undocking from the office cubicle at exactly 4:59 PM on a Friday. Have a safe flight back!