catherine!!!

I’m going to steal the Declaration of Independence ✯ ole miss & uthscsa pa alum ✯

[catherine!!! @Catherine_thom]

Can’t believe we lost @DollyParton and Not Suitable for Work @murrayhillbros all in one day 😭

[catherine!!! @Catherine_thom]

The Jackson boys whose dads sell insurance are foaming at mouth right now

[Ole Miss Football @OleMissFB]

A new mark on one of college football's most iconic fields.

@progressive 🤝 Ole Miss Football

[catherine!!! @Catherine_thom]

He does NOT deserve to win a national championship again

[CFP @CFBPlayoff]

2025-26 College Football Playoff Field

No. 6️⃣ Seed: Ole Miss // @OleMissFB

#CFBPlayoff 🏈🏆

[Ms. Lindsay Lane @msgr0ve]

What time does Lane open his Bid Day card

[catherine!!! @Catherine_thom]

If I was asked to come be the head football coach for Louisiana State University, I would simply say no

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

What is my perfect crime? I break into Ole Miss at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Missy. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Westwood, but I go to State College. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Missy to meet me in Gainesville by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Baton Rouge. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

[catherine!!! @Catherine_thom]

A&M has the opportunity to do the funniest thing this season and still go 8-4

[catherine!!! @Catherine_thom]

If I was asked to come be the head football coach for The University of Florida, I would simply say no

[catherine!!! @Catherine_thom]

LSU being served their first loss during childhood cancer awareness month after stealing money from a children’s hospital is pure ironic justice ✨

[catherine!!! @Catherine_thom]

@hulu PLEASE tell us who the dad was going to be on How I Met Your Father…I can’t sleep at night.

[West Side Rebs 🦈🇹🇹 @WestSideRebs]

How many current Ole Miss students would know who this is?

[catherine!!! @Catherine_thom]

The fact that Ole Miss and MS State aren’t on this list this year is absolutely unreal.

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

At least 22 FBS teams were involved in some kind of on field brawls, fisticuffs, or other extracurricular physical violence this week. "Congrats" to all! 😅

[catherine!!! @Catherine_thom]

Jaxson Dart said we gotta win out and he MEANT that

[catherine!!! @Catherine_thom]

let the ole miss players go out every night idc idk‼️

[a @vlezvs]

happy father’s day to them

[Andrew McCarthy @AJamesMcCarthy]

My feed is nothing but aurora photos right now and I’ve never been so jealous 😭😭😭😭

[catherine!!! @Catherine_thom]

I’m hearing all this about the solar eclipse, and it was okay… but nothing really happened except for the 30 seconds where my body was lifted 10 feet off the ground and all my skin started to sparkle like in Twilight

[catherine!!! @Catherine_thom]

my good conscience and my evil conscience as they sit on my shoulders: