Catholic Mess

Forgive and forget? I am neither Jesus nor do i have alzheimers.

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Praise be bitches.

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Champagne tastes on a sparkling wine budget....

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The new Hanover Pretzels ad campaign is slightly aggressive #PretzelsBaby

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@OstieMama I'm just self validating my choice of mixed drink 🍻

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Jameson and orange juice go together right?

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My Bitmoji is so much hotter than I am.

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#FatTuesday ✌🏻

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@Swag_Catholic @NostromoSerg LOL

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I feel like a young John Cusack, like making big mistakes ✌🏻

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Jameson. I repeat. Jameson.

And NyQuil. https://t.co/TA2vorvFwq

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There's not enough alcohol in the world to help me go to sleep right now

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Fuck you Donald Trump.

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Pence's wife looks like a wet mop.

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@uhdznataly the 25th??

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@typicaltegan
"I wish I was a squirrel so I could store Reece's in my cheeks"
#truth

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If you can't tone it. Tan it.

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#SaturdayVibes