CatholicWonka

[CatholicWonka @CatholicWonka]

Oh, you need a Disney Princess?

I'll stick with Mary, the Mother of God, Queen of Heaven and Earth.

[CatholicWonka @CatholicWonka]

An Open Letter To Everyone Writing Open Letters About How Children Should Behave At Mass:

Stop.

Sincerely,

The Internet

[CatholicWonka @CatholicWonka]

Clearly the answer is to save your Chick-fil-a cup and bring it in for Starbucks to use.

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Has anyone managed to get a picture of the #PopeInTheUS on their cell phone yet?

[CatholicWonka @CatholicWonka]

Current mood: outraged by the selective outrage. #DefundPlannedParenthood #ppsellsbabyparts

[CatholicWonka @CatholicWonka]

Current status: Celebrating #NFP awareness, aka, "did you know mucus could be described 23 different ways" week. #iuseNFP.

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Because nothing distracts from the truth like a few well-placed emojis. #ppsellsbabyparts

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Lol, the @nytimes stating the #Catholic Church is refusing to "follow" other denominations.
Don't they know they know who was here first?

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Breaking: @Pontifex condemns Paleo diet, telling folks not to "eat like rabbits".

[CatholicWonka @CatholicWonka]

A thought: those who cannot pronounce "synod" probably shouldn't be commenting on it, either. #Synod14 #SynodOnFamily

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When @AP & @HuffingtonPost try to explain the #SynodOnFamily and the Church's teachings on sex & marriage.

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We are now all more aware of how many people will dump a bucket of ice water on their heads because their friends told them to.

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"The King will say to them in reply, 'whatever you do to your social media profile picture, you do for me'". #ThingsJesusNeverSaid.

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Someone should make a meme about #PopeFrancis being from #Argentina & #BenedictXVI being from #Germany & the #WorldCup2014 final. Seriously.

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Yeah, @PPact, The Little Sisters of the Poor have got some nerve, not wanting to have their birth control paid for! Oh... wait. #facepalm

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But could #TimHoward save @go2steubenville from the cross clap? #ThingsTimHowardCouldSave.

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People: but the Easter vigil is 2 hours long.
Me: SORRY JESUS DIDN'T RISE FROM THE TOMB FAST ENOUGH FOR YOU.

[CatholicWonka @CatholicWonka]

My thoughts on #Noah: arguing about it on the Internet probably isn't converting anyone.

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And if #HobbyLobby is forced to close, where do you think you will you get the supplies for the next #birthcontrol costume you want to make?

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Wait, you folks have met? //"LifeTeen: @lifeteen is partnering with @netministries @go2steubenville... http://t.co/ADGNTMYHVE”