Catherine Idzerda

I am the education reporter for the Janesville Gazette. I pledge to keep my writing acronym-free.

[Catherine Idzerda @CathyIdzerda]

Why Are So Many Health-Care Workers Resisting the Coronavirus Vaccine? https://t.co/bfvmO9674E via @NewYorker

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Exactly.

[NAACP @NAACP]

And you thought "Taking A Knee" was too much!?!

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@PompiersParis I'm out of Gauloises. Come quick.

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@shawnsensiba It never felt right to me, either.

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Watch party @shawnsensiba !!!

[Ghost Maggie Serota @maggieserota]

I will watch an 11-part Ken Burns documentary on the Four Seasons Landscaping story.

[Josh Moon 🇺🇸 @Josh_Moon]

I hope this news doesn't diminish that super important landscape press conference. Because I'm having trouble with broadleaf weeds and was really hoping for some tips.

[Catherine Idzerda @CathyIdzerda]

What's the big deal about a press conference at a landscaping firm? Maybe Ivanka needed mulch.

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Here's what I want to know: Has Shawn Sensiba's head exploded yet?

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Janesville man brings bees to George Floyd protest. Just in case. https://t.co/ZkquPCgi7x

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Twitter wants me to tag the people in this photo. From right: Mr Potato Head, bear, Mr. Carrot Head, MPH2, Mr. Cucumber Head, Mr. Green Pepper Head and MPH3. They're like the Kardashians, but more interesting.

[Alan Hamari @AlanHamari]

I have shot
the 30-50 feral hogs
that were in
the backyard

and which
were probably
terrorizing
your children

Forgive me
they were porcine
so feral
and so piggy

[Catherine Idzerda @CathyIdzerda]

@JBeleckis And toddlers!! Toddlers like Uncrustables, too!!

[Catherine Idzerda @CathyIdzerda]

It turns out that the young people are leaving me out of group chats with @NateRobJack. #hurtful

[Catherine Idzerda @CathyIdzerda]

Police log item: XXXX was traveling westbound when a turkey vulture flew into the roadway and struck causing him to lose control of the motorcycle. XXX was transported to the hospital. The motorcycle sustained was removed from the scene. The turkey vulture was found deceased.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Report: Average American Must Have Life Ruined By Natural Disaster Every 6 Minutes To Fear Climate Change https://t.co/TYSuApbtyL

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Frizzle chickens have feathers that go out and forward, like a full body comb over/comb forward. God, I love the fair.

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"It's a little bit like giving a cat a bath," Rock County 4-Her on washing her chicken.

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Has anyone seen my imitation of a Hooters waitress pouring ketchup? It's not to be missed.

[Sarah Hauer @SarahHauer]

The days of hitting a ketchup bottle hoping to get the last few drops might just be over. This Wisconsin company is behind the 'better ketchup bottle' https://t.co/jxXN6FjheT via @journalsentinel

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Marvelous

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This satire piece by @harmonopoly in @The_Belladonnas made me laugh so hard I’m legally required to share it.

https://t.co/R7SQBrF0TU

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@Tim_Seeman No kidding!