Catie

My ankle goes out when I run.

[Catie @CatieThomas]

I got food poisoning and my dog has not left my side 🥺 beyond stunning behavior. My motha fuqin angel.

[Catie @CatieThomas]

I order food and by the time it’s delivered I’m over it.

[Catie @CatieThomas]

I wanna throw up

[Catie @CatieThomas]

My dog always has to have her butt backed up into me when we are in bed. Her hole is always touching me, she’s so lucky to have me as a mother 😒

[Catie @CatieThomas]

I don’t understand the bleached eyebrows trend. Y’all look like you’re going through a mental breakdown.

[Catie @CatieThomas]

I miss 2011 Facebook era

[Catie @CatieThomas]

Damn I guess I can’t have Starbucks anymore. 🤐😵

[Catie @CatieThomas]

🗣PSL SEASON 🎃🍂🍁

[Catie @CatieThomas]

I need to meditate on top of a mountain in the middle of nowhere for like 90 business days.

[Catie @CatieThomas]

I have dead people feet

[Catie @CatieThomas]

Anyone who is on vacation right now is muted.

[Catie @CatieThomas]

I love having long nails BUT I feel invincible with short nails. So powerful.

[Catie @CatieThomas]

What year is it

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Trying to get myself motivated to workout before work. I want to throw up.

[Catie @CatieThomas]

@justdreamsof Yeah, I’ve been thinking about it.

[Catie @CatieThomas]

The worst part about being single in your 30s is people asking why you’re single 🤯 I need to start thinking of rude comebacks because it’s rude to ask someone why they are single.

[Catie @CatieThomas]

Why did I just see a grown man at a bus stop with his pants down squatting with shit coming out of his ass.

[Catie @CatieThomas]

I have so many people muted on insta because I can feel their fake ass energy thru the screen 🤡

[Catie @CatieThomas]

I watched Shrek last night … with my dog…I live such an exciting life. Shrek is still good, gr8 movie.

[Catie @CatieThomas]

I have worked out and done my hair/makeup for 7 days in a row now. Very proud of myself.