cat 🌮

[Dan @dannah__montana]

ATTENZIONE PICKPOCKET!!!

[GlennyRodge @GlennyRodge]

fair play, that’s a decent signing.

[Juanma Romero @Guardiolato]

💔

[Marvin the Paranoid Android @Boboye_Ak]

Messi cried in Spanish, the translator cried in English.

[Bonnie Tyler @BonnieTOfficial]

Notifications are blowing up.
*checks news*
Ah. There's an eclipse

[Erin Brockovich @ErinBrockovich]

There are people who took hydroxychloroquine but not the vaccine

[Go Bluesky (@StrictlyChristo.bsky.social) =🦤➡️🦋 @StrictlyChristo]

This headline from a paper in Australia.

[Andrew Gaffney @GaffneyVLC]

I am looking forward to Sky and BT slashing the pricing of their football coverage now they care so much about the fans.

[FC Spartak Moscow @fcsm_eng]

European Super League 🥀

19/04/21 – 20/04/21

You will not be missed.

[chrisito✿ @kalifuchiii]

thinking of mexican shrek <3

[Ibai @IbaiLlanos]

Creo que es la mejor foto en la historia de los Clásicos

[Aanshika @aanshipika]

me me learning
studying song
lyrics

[Catestrophe @catestrophey]

Not moving an inch today in solidarity with the boat.

[moisESPN @moillorens]

El jefe...

[No It’s Not @VeroniKaboom]

What is today? The 4th? The 5th? The minor fall? The major lift? idek

[c.! 🔮🫶 @whats0ccurin]

boris johnson me
🤝
forgetting about university

[barry reid @reido1290]

Don’t care him much money it takes. We need to sign the New Zealand PM in January transfer window.

[WheatNOil @WheatNOil]

The mRNA vaccines (Pfizer and Moderna) are kind of brilliant at a science level. I’ve had a few people in my real non-Twitter life ask me to explain how it works so I’m going to try my best here in this thread while I’m waiting for a patient to show.