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Tuscalooso delenda est #myfirstTweet

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@AaronRegunberg The dude was borrowing money for rent in his 20s. This idea that he grew up rich and that’s somehow why he’s successful is asinine.

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@emzanotti @SeniaVJ New Yorkers: “He’s just a plumber, he doesn’t know anything.”

Also New Yorkers: “I will crawl over broken glass to vote for the failed rapper as my mayor, and I can’t wait to vote for the bartender in 2028.”

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@JohnJHarwood What about a failed rapper? Do they want one of those telling them what to do?

Plumbers have contributed infinitely more to human society than Mamdani did, and yet New Yorkers voted him in. Your statement says more about New Yorkers than it does Sec. Mullin.

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@SenSchumer Chuck Schumer wants you super-duper mad about the red arrow but wants you to forget he supported every single policy that led to the green arrow.

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What a beautiful place.

@VanAllenPlexico @jkringer

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@dawoodmajoka @MarioNawfal

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@ChrisLoesch @DLoesch @TPUSA Also not for nothing, Matt’s tweet reads like it was written by ChatGPT.

The “It’s not… it’s not… it is…” cadence is very familiar. Another one is the “Real leaders build. This is not that” telltale, throw in the em dash for good measure, and that’s ChatGPT all day long.

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@JohnLeFevre Who cares? The entire leftist identity can be boiled down to simply envy. They have, I don’t, therefore they’re evil. Who gives a shit?

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@OAlexanderDK Man, y’all will just find anything to bitch about.

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@TrueFactsStated “But for a lot of them it was their only ticket out and they grabbed it.”

He went to a $75k / yr boarding school. His parents gave him a $200k loan on a house. He joined because he wanted to kill people (his words), not because he had no other choice.

[Erick Erickson @EWErickson]

One of the greatest speeches of the late 20th century, given on the 40th anniversary of one of the most spectacular days in human history.

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@nathanTbernard IN THIS HOUSE, WE BELIEVE ALL* WOMEN!

* Some exclusions apply, see party affiliation for (D)etails

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@krystalball @grahamformaine IN THIS HOUSE, WE BELIEVE ALL* WOMEN!

* Some exclusions apply, see party affiliations for (D)etails

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@MarcusMStanley @EmmaVigeland IN THIS HOUSE, WE BELIEVE ALL* WOMEN!

* Some exclusions apply, see party affiliations for (D)etails

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@Alexoo4 @McJuggerNuggets Opposing abortion is not true Christianity. Cool, makes sense. Great take.

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@HunterBiden Please tell me more about this “Epstein Elite Oligarch class”, oh child of the US President who spent tens of thousands of dollars buying women for sex.

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@JillFilipovic Your own tweet defending the guy uses both “history of poor decision-making” and “bad decision-making”. Even if you’re ok with EVERYTHING else, how is that who you want representing you at a national level?

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@RepMikeLevin They’re the… exact same? Both are public monuments that are in need of repair. How is one a priority and one a “vanity project”?

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@jarvis_best Love it when the timeline answers itself.