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[estreLa do norte ✴︎ 🐆 @maedosdeuses]

mãe posso dormir com voce to com medo de ser um fracasso acadêmico não conseguir dar conta de nada e desonrar um lugar que me esforcei tanto pra conseguir

[просто ева🎀 @effka_filatova]

Если ты бьёшь жену каждый день, то у неё будет одно требование: «Пожалуйста, не бей меня».

Если ты не бьёшь свою жену, то у неё появляется целый список требований.

[Secretary Marco Rubio @SecRubio]

Together we must rediscover the American spirit.

[John Kiriakou @JohnKiriakou]

You will never guess who reached out about a potential sponsorship…

[Miilato @litteralyme0]

nothing.

[📖🎧ྀི @inkandseerah]

English teachers recognizing your potential is the kind of validation that stays with you forever.

[Suga @Chumztwt]

Made this but TikTok won’t let me upload it cause they suck

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

The thrill of using a word in conversation when you’re only 60% sure what it means

[Asuka Groyper 🚬 @asukagrypr]

Nick explains the 90/9/1 rule, also known as the 1% rule.

1% of people create
9% of people interact and sometimes produce content
90% of people consume and create nothing

This rule applies to the internet and society. Be a part of the 10%.

[luna @borderlinebones]

harsh truth that might be controversial here

but IF your are somebody that’s negative, every single day, it does get to a point where you start to negatively impact the people around you emotionally, it does become exhausting and it’s okay for those people to need to step back

[slim charles @patiocruiser]

Sorry babe can’t tonight. Bought the frozen Texas Roadhouse dinner rolls and chick fil a frozen nuggets so gonna make then eat 12 homemade chicken minis. Maybe tomorrow tho

[blue @heyitsbluex]

“man fuck this degree” i say as i open my laptop and do all of my work early because i will in fact be getting this degree

[ghostly gwen howerton @kissphoria]

went to the dentist in the spring, guy tells me i have 8 cavities and it's going to be $2k out of pocket to get em fixed. i got two of them filled. went to a new dentist yesterday, guy says I have 0 cavities and that he's not trying to do more work than i need. cool profession

[El Profeta @EiProfeta]

Se viene la época de frío y lluvia.

Automáticamente yo:

[Isabella DeSheplo @irdesheplo]

saw a leaf fall this morning

[Mike “The Vacuum” Baggarty @TheBigVacuum97]

Rave whore daughter or blue collar son who flexes he didn’t go to college

[͏weeabob @weeabob]

you can design a clever logo that would be the envy of any graphic designer and then someone on twitter will call it cringe

[Glizto, The Groyper @TheGroyperGlizt]

Who Is America First?

[Esckla @esckla]

Un compañero le está preguntando al profe de Economía sobre blanquear plata