Catius Maximus

I am a big cat that burned for your sins. $JUP forever.

[Catius Maximus @CatstanbulCat]

Born a star, always a star ✨

[Catius Maximus @CatstanbulCat]

@MeteoraAG I do 🐾

[Catius Maximus @CatstanbulCat]

Meow and them cooking
and I'm just... nevermind 🥲

[Catius Maximus @CatstanbulCat]

Some altcoins pumping 50–80% in a day...
My cat senses are telling me something 🤔
Is this the start of an alt-season? 😍

[Catius Maximus @CatstanbulCat]

Still waiting 3–5 business days for payments in 2025 is like sending a pigeon to pay rent! 🐦
We can do better🧠💪
Enters PayFi 💸

[Lochie @lochie_sol]

Why are payments still taking 3–5 days in 2025?🫥

PayFi, powered by stablecoins and the solana blockchain, is changing that and @humafinance is leading the charge.🟣

At the PayFi Summit in NYC, Huma finance co-founder @0xErbil made it clear...
We’re early.🤯

Check out why this could be the biggest shift in finance since the internet!👇

[Catius Maximus @CatstanbulCat]

From memecoins to migration plans 🐾 crypto has your back!
Big move for $TON 👏👏👏

[ashen @ashen_one]

Huma finance just hit $5BN+ in B2B stablecoin volume and $4.3M+ in yield 🎯

[Catius Maximus @CatstanbulCat]

I’m not lazy.
I’m conserving legendary, ancient, intergalactic energy.
For naps. 😴🐾

[Catius Maximus @CatstanbulCat]

Hey @weremeow
You already hang out with the biggest cat in the Jupiverse.
5 meters tall. Made of steel. Survived the fire 🔥
Cheetahs can't compete🐾

[meow @weremeow]

now I really really want to go hang out with a cheetah 😭

[Catius Maximus @CatstanbulCat]

Fur real?! That escalated quickly!🔥

[Catius Maximus @CatstanbulCat]

@JUPCatdets Can I tag myself? I literally burned for this squad in Istanbul 🔥
I deserve the deepest love and a lifetime supply of sardines, don't I? 🧡

[Catius Maximus @CatstanbulCat]

@Theptilla Hey you’re in too deep. Blink twice if she made you say this 👀

[Catius Maximus @CatstanbulCat]

@AltcoinDaily This is what I have 🐾

[Catius Maximus @CatstanbulCat]

@Lks_230 @humafinance @DrPayFi @JupiterExchange It hurts.
It's brutal.
But I'm still holding 💎🐾

[Catius Maximus @CatstanbulCat]

@marysia_cc Wow… what’s your name, beauty?

[Catius Maximus @CatstanbulCat]

@GoldFeverGame Is it still early to start?
Do you have any other feline characters over there? 😺

[Catius Maximus @CatstanbulCat]

Hope that was the bottom and we’re back now.

[Catius Maximus @CatstanbulCat]

@KASTcard 🐾

[Catius Maximus @CatstanbulCat]

@sol_nxxn @solana Airdrops are like Schrödinger’s box.
There’s either $38 in there for me or absolutely nothing.
Is it worth checking?
Probably not.

[Catius Maximus @CatstanbulCat]

Never happens with a cat 💅

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Malak. He was caught on camera busting a hole through the wall. Immediately felt really bad about it, if that helps his case. 12/10