Kendall🧜🏼‍♀️

Don’t be so uptight - hang loose 🤙🏼

[Kendall🧜🏼‍♀️ @CATT_inthehat]

I’m at the point in my life where my favorite childhood memory is not paying bills

[Kendall🧜🏼‍♀️ @CATT_inthehat]

Employers expect us to be thankful for a 3% raise when the rate of inflation is currently 8.5% and rent in my city is up by 10-19%🤡

[Kendall🧜🏼‍♀️ @CATT_inthehat]

Hey @Starbucks I know bacon is expensive right now but like you didn’t have to skimp my $5 sandwich like this

[Kendall🧜🏼‍♀️ @CATT_inthehat]

Y’all saw the prices of tickets for Duke-UNC’s last matchup in Cameron. If y’all don’t think this tournament was rigged to have them meet again in the final four so the NCAA can make astronomical profits, y’all are blind.

[Kendall🧜🏼‍♀️ @CATT_inthehat]

Anyone know how to get started in the feet pic selling business

[Kendall🧜🏼‍♀️ @CATT_inthehat]

@m_S_k11 The market down here is AWFUL. Cheapest houses are about $300-350k

[Kendall🧜🏼‍♀️ @CATT_inthehat]

I’m just curious as to how everyone is paying bills these days cause like I barely scrape by with $1100 rent. I can’t wait to see what happens after my lease is up and the same place I have now is going for $1440

[Kendall🧜🏼‍♀️ @CATT_inthehat]

Do with this information what you will but grandpa Joe don’t control the whole world.

[Kendall🧜🏼‍♀️ @CATT_inthehat]

“Kirk Cousins may be the kind of man that calls his pants trousers, and he might even wear them up to his navel, but give that man some shoulder pads and a helmet and some cleats and he’s a stone cold killer” - some NFL announcer

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

Just a friendly reminder that @RandyMoss’ 40+ yard TD highlight is nearly 10 minutes long

[Kendall🧜🏼‍♀️ @CATT_inthehat]

#bestbarjimmys - that’s it. That’s the tweet.

[Kendall🧜🏼‍♀️ @CATT_inthehat]

@ChaseRiceMusic we need your help #bestbarjimmys

[UNCW Barstool @UNCWBarstool]

@SupDogsECU Y’all thought you could use a Micheal Jordan meme against us? 😂 you don’t want the 💨 @jimmyswb @ChaseRiceMusic #bestbarjimmys #BarstoolBestBar #revitalyte

[Phony Bennett @IfTonyTweeted]

What time does Duke play?

[Kendall🧜🏼‍♀️ @CATT_inthehat]

#bestbarjimmys

[Kendall🧜🏼‍♀️ @CATT_inthehat]

Don’t mess with the 🐐

[Kendall🧜🏼‍♀️ @CATT_inthehat]

Y’all ever do something real adultish and even though you’re closer to 30 than 20 feel real accomplished. Ex) today I switch car insurances for the first time since I started driving.

[Kendall🧜🏼‍♀️ @CATT_inthehat]

@_KrayCee 😂😂😂 or kohl’s

[Kendall🧜🏼‍♀️ @CATT_inthehat]

Because it’s f**cking fun as hell. I love pushing myself. I love seeing what my body is capable of. I love proving those wrong who said I couldn’t.

[Kendall🧜🏼‍♀️ @CATT_inthehat]

Someone asked me why I continue to go for 1 rep maxes. Why I try to lift as much weight as possible. Why I keep adding weight to the bar.

[Paul Allen @PAOnTheMic]

Hmmmm? J. J. broke two Moss (HOF) rookie records, ran down Anquan’s 18-yo NFL record for yards, tied OBJ for most 100-yard rookie games in NFL lore and doesn’t touch the ball every play like a QB.
Justin Jefferson is fantastic, and I hope he wins.