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@benonwine Milk

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@HelenofCrystals @benonwine Yes 🙌 We only ever had them at Christmas!

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@benonwine To be able to drink anything other than tap water. Spaghetti bolognaise, fruit, being bought new underwear (mine was hand me down from rich cousins).

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@JacquiDeevoy1 My great nan died at 64, my nan died at 64, my mum died at 64 (7 years ago). My mum always dreaded turning 64, I’m planning that 64 will also be my time 😢

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@alex_gengler8 Ozzy & Queen?

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@keto_mandy But you’d not really know what to do if it was say 37°F? We don’t even have our big coats out for that temperature. 55°F is quite warm for those to are acclimatised to the UK temperatures, especially in the London where it’s always blo*dy hot 🤦‍♀️never mind a marathon on top!

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@Keir_Starmer Will they? The only way you’ll get people back to work is if GPs stop signing people off for nothing, it’s the easy option. Fit notes for months on end given to people over the phone. 🤦‍♀️

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@TheCoopLive @thekillers Any chance you can cancel before we have to turn up and be sent home again? 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Bloody Hell @thismorning trying to tell us pieces of “crystals” (tat) will make us feel better and help us in our lives 😱 May as well collect some mud balls from the garden 😂😂 more money than sense these lot!

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@SpaghettiBadger @MariaGold888 @KonstantinKisin I judge the wanna be influencers that turn up in tiny/tight outfits, full make up, hair done etc - they literally go like that for attention and nothing more. It’s like the ones that wear tiny bikinis for the hot tub/steam room.

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How respectful 😏 It’s 2 minutes to give. Good on the @BBCNews poor other respectful people having to breathe in her second hand smoke. I’d have gone absolutely mad if I was stood next to her. Obviously lit just as the silence started. No excuse! #leastweforget #RemembanceDay

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@altontowers This track is the same length as the queue now!

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@WebsterSurfer @DonnaAlosRadio @altontowers @TheSun Went yesterday, got on nothing as everything kept breaking down and had queues of over 110 mins! Had an ice lolly though and back chat off their “customer service”.

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@altontowers Getting to the front of the Guest Services complaint line?

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@PBandJenelley_1 @elonmusk @RoastHimJim

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@PBandJenelley_1 @elonmusk I bet @elonmusk is quaking in his jet-pack boots! I’m not sure Jenelle and her hillbilly husband is that much of a threat 😂

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@anon_opin And her face always appears back on the front of the press when there’s just been a sad/awful story about another child. It’s either her parents release a reminder of what she may look like now or a grain of sand had been found somewhere they think might hold the answers.

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@RishiSunak Remember that time your rode your bike delivering prescriptions?! Nobody cares mate! Pretend to be relatable all you like, you’re not, you’re a little rich boy with no idea! You should definitely do a week as a HCA or cleaner and only be able to spent their pay after bills etc!

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@fesshole Newsflash…..you’re gay!

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@PetulantWench But you asked 🤷🏼‍♀️ just put some money in a card…..the kid won’t care!