Caught in the Net

We are a radio show presented by @therealazzer & @carmikins Thursday 2pm-3pm on Leics Uni's @LushRadio !

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Today's 'Funny' Tweet: "Cabbage: a familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head." -Ambrose Bierce

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Today's 'Funny' Tweet: "I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty." -Imelda Marcos

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Today's 'Funny' Tweet: "Never eat spinach just before going on the air." -Dan Rather

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Today's 'Funny' Tweet: "Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance." -Will Durant

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Today's 'Funny' Tweet: "I never saw a lawyer yet who would admit he was making money." -Mary Roberts Rinehart

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therealazzer shares his top artists this week:

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Today's 'Funny' Tweet: "I have never been hurt by what I have not said." -Calvin Coolidge

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Today's 'Funny' Tweet: "A jury is composed of twelve men of average ignorance." -Herbert Spencer

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Today's 'Funny' Tweet: "I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me." -Fred Allen

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Today's 'Funny' Tweet: "If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners." -Johnny Carson

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therealazzer shares his top artists this week:

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Today's 'Funny' Tweet: "Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break." -Earl Wilson

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Today's 'Funny' Tweet: "Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum." -P. G. Wodehouse

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Today's 'Funny' Tweet: "I'm a holy man minus the holiness." -E. M. Forster

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Today's 'Funny' Tweet: "Cure for an obsession: get another one." -Mason Cooley

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Today's 'Funny' Tweet: "A crown is merely a hat that lets the rain in." -Frederick the Great

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Today's 'Funny' Tweet: "Always live in the ugliest house on the street - then you don't have to look at it." -David Hockney

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Today's 'Funny' Tweet: "The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself." -Voltaire

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Today's 'Funny' Tweet: "If you don't think every day is a good day, just try missing one." -Cavett Robert

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Today's 'Funny' Tweet: "To know one's self is wisdom, but not to know one's neighbors is genius." -Minna Antrim