Cause Im In College

Justifying all the stupid shit we do with.... #CauseImInCollege

[Cause Im In College @CauseImCollege]

#illGetMadIfYou if you drunk text me to come over and don't let me beat #BigNono

[Cause Im In College @CauseImCollege]

#AutomaticTurnOns girls stumbling and/or puking at the bar #bullseye #college #CauseImInCollege

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Happy Saturday time to get shitty and make bad decisions #Cheers

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What r some of your favorite pre-game drinking games?? 🍸😮🍻

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Sloppy Saturday #drinkup #shwasted

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I was going to study #ButThenIGotHigh and played Call of Duty all day #CollegeLife #CauseImInCollege

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First day of #SpringBreak and it's #ThirstyThursday time to do what I all do best and get shitty #CauseImInCollege

[Cause Im In College @CauseImCollege]

All the slutes posting pictures from 1 week ago and calling it ' #tbt ' #slutes #notcomplaining

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Big lecture class means 1 of 2 things: play computer games the whole time or bang class #boring #wastingmytime

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Pre gaming for #Workaholics #CauseIminCollege #LetsGetWeird

[Cause Im In College @CauseImCollege]

We've all seen it. Professor ends class early unless there's any questions and 2 or 3 assholes keep you there the whole class #WeAllHateYou

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Rain- skip class to not get wet, Snow- skip class cause it's too cold, Too hot- skip class to avoid sweating #CollegeLogic

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I can't even begin to count the number of times where I drank a beer because it was the only thing in the fridge #CauseImInCollege #Thirsty

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Thank you snapchat for making the nudie game significantly easier #Truth

[Cause Im In College @CauseImCollege]

Ladies: always say yes to a grammatically correct 3 AM #BootyCall We can barely walk yet put the time and effort to send u a legible text

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#CardinalRule 4 the #SlumpBuster: no more than 80% of your weight, cause then you'll never hear the end of it #UdontWantToGetSquished

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Sometimes you just have to swallow your pride and pound out a fat bitch #FatGirlsNeedLoveToo #ButNotTooMuch #FineLine #SlumpBuster

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"How many people have you been with"- the worst fucking question ever, no good (or truth) will come out of it #DontAskDontTell #ItsCollege

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It's Tuesday night or in other words, drink special galore in college towns #Cheers to weekday drinking #CauseIminCollege #WhyNot

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@barwisdombook thanks for the follow! How bout a shutout?! #CollegeLife