Evan

He/Him. NPC trying to be more.

[Evan @CausticCottager]

I picked Caustic Cottager as my username for Twitter when I was a lame college dude trying to sound cool, turns out I was a fucking seer. Out here cleaning kegs with caustic pretty much daily.

[Dominik Mayer @DominikMayerArt]

#PortfolioDay

[Evan @CausticCottager]

Incredible.

[Incorrect MTG Quotes @incorrect_mtg]

There's a saying among the Keldon, that a friendship is only true when it is forged in the fires of battle.

Radha would argue that Venser was never a warrior, so his contributions in battle were laughable, but saving the multiverse together should count for something.

That is-

[Evan @CausticCottager]

@IfyNwadiwe Man, I love this so much. Would love to get in a Commander pod with y'all.

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

Waiting outside for a few hours for a Stanley cup isn’t so bad…… the entire nation of Canada has been waiting for one since 1993. Folks

[Evan @CausticCottager]

@peachypop_cos My favorite is being the threat because I always play interaction and board wipes.

[Evan @CausticCottager]

@ol_stully @BellsBrewery #worthit

[Evan @CausticCottager]

@TheHermitDruid Fuck... that must have been incredible...

[Evan @CausticCottager]

@sheenarice What a fucking joke.

[Jay Cuda @JayCuda]

did we know where malaysian airlines flight 370 was the last time u won a playoff game

[Evan @CausticCottager]

@majormitch14 100%

[Men in Blazers @MenInBlazers]

CHRISTIAN PULISIC WITH AN 87TH MINUTE GAME WINNER FOR AC MILAN WITH AN ASSIST FROM YUNUS MUSAH. IT’S ALL HAPPENING. 🇺🇸🇮🇹🔥

[Fulham Football Club @FulhamFC]

25th August 2015: Tim Ream makes his debut for Fulham in a 3-0 win over Sheffield United.

7th October 2023: Tim Ream makes his 300th appearance for Fulham in a 3-1 win over Sheffield United.

Full circle. ⭕️

[Fulham Football Club @FulhamFC]

He's Fulham royalty. 🤴

[Archie Rhind-Tutt @archiert1]

Welcome to Freiburg!

“Football without fans is nothing - against collective stadium bans!”

“Abolish collective punishments!”

Freiburg fans with banners sympathising with West Ham fans being shut out of tonight’s game. Critical of UEFA’s collective punishments. @footballontnt

[Evan @CausticCottager]

@sparksjay @CDKoenig You're perfect every day.

[Former Footballers @FinishedPlayers]

This is absolutely incredible 😍 https://t.co/i51T1gbozQ

[James Dator @James_Dator]

Ooooh who on the Cowboys is Chris Christie dating?!

[TOM MARTIN @tomhasideas]

Jets fans this might be what we Missourians call a “Michael Porter Jr.”

[Evan @CausticCottager]

@majormitch14

[Second Tier podcast @secondtierpod]

Mick McCarthy, but as you scroll down he gets happier.

THREAD🧶

[Evan @CausticCottager]

Really nice of the Giants to stop running the Football... #DALvsNYG