THE WORST PART IS THAT I FILL A REALLY SIMILAR ROLE TO HIM. I'M A SORT OF PROTECTOR, BUT MOSTLY IN THE "ALL BARK AND NO BITE" SENSE. IF IT EVER CAME TO ACTUAL PHYSICAL CONFRONTATION, THAT'S WHERE VRISKA STEPS IN.
IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT TODAY IS A SPECIAL DAY FOR THE "uKE" OF MY "OTP." ALSO KNOWN AS "#KARKATVANTAS." SO. BEING THE GENEROuS MAN GAKA THAT I AM. I HAVE FASHIONED A YAOI TO CELEBRATE.