Cautious Gary Marsh

Win the toss and bowl.

[Cautious Gary Marsh @CautiousGary]

He's only gone and done it! Congratulations Tom Williams much deserved takes a canny bowler to get me back in the shed #bunny 🐰🏏

[Cautious Gary Marsh @CautiousGary]

If Tom Williams is to get me out this weekend he will be the most successful bowler against me currently level with Nigel Kingham #gameon 🏏

[Cautious Gary Marsh @CautiousGary]

Jesus Christ what is wrong with me!! My thigh pad is taking a peppering.. need to sort this out #legglance #sortitout #noneedtopanic

[Cautious Gary Marsh @CautiousGary]

On the eve of the big game the nerves are building 🙈 will feel 100 times better when I get that first leave under my belt #RCC #2017

[Cautious Gary Marsh @CautiousGary]

Now this is proper cricket 😍 can't beat a good old fashioned block to get the juices flowing 🏏 #EngVsInd

[Cautious Gary Marsh @CautiousGary]

You're expecting 8 in 50 overs @bil_hartley14?!?! Are you crazy?!?!

[Cautious Gary Marsh @CautiousGary]

789456 balls later, I feel I am ready for the new season #DigIn #20isplenty

[Cautious Gary Marsh @CautiousGary]

@JakeBNeedham Correct Jake. Currently on a mission to turn "The Big Bash" into "The Big Block" #GaryInAus

CGM

[Cautious Gary Marsh @CautiousGary]

Is it acceptable to have a 6 hour net on Christmas Day? #ILoveFacingBalls

[Cautious Gary Marsh @CautiousGary]

Sorry, I wasn't boring in the 60s #Tredders https://t.co/FvBvTItGWc

[Cautious Gary Marsh @CautiousGary]

You mean Rock Paper Scissors? https://t.co/LJ7ukadMXZ

[Cautious Gary Marsh @CautiousGary]

What?! How will I "win the toss and bowl" now?! https://t.co/7nl2zufeqY

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

The ECB are planning to scrap the toss in cricket.

Full story: https://t.co/RrA1IAMNG5

[Cautious Gary Marsh @CautiousGary]

1. Bowling Machine
2. Bucket full of balls
#MarshysChristmasList

[Cautious Gary Marsh @CautiousGary]

Spent the night practicing my leave in the mirror. It's safe to say it's not looking bad for mid November!

[Cautious Gary Marsh @CautiousGary]

I don't want word getting out! I've got a rep to keep! On my defence it didn't go over the rope..... #TreeGate https://t.co/pmh7jGt09q

[Sunit Purandare @sunitpurandare]

@CautiousGary on a separate subject Gaz, what was going thru your mind when you hit a six last season.Can undrstd 140 character wont b nuf

[Cautious Gary Marsh @CautiousGary]

Not just me this happens to then.... https://t.co/BcE87HxgUJ

[The Grade Cricketer @gradecricketer]

Opposition all got around me and shook my hand one by one after my 7 off 63, thanking me for "the worst innings they'd ever seen"

[Cautious Gary Marsh @CautiousGary]

@james_kyte I'm going to miss you next year James😢😔

[Cautious Gary Marsh @CautiousGary]

Works perfectly fine when Zooby is in. I can't work it out

[Cautious Gary Marsh @CautiousGary]

Why do I get texts asking me if total cricket scorer is broke at the start of the Rolleston innings Apparently it "freezes" when I'm batting

[Cautious Gary Marsh @CautiousGary]

The quicker they bowl, the harder the ball hits the keepers gloves. #WaitOn #Waiting #LEAVEitout