David Gonzalez

tall, dark, and square

[David Gonzalez @Cav3mandave]

I hate computers ! 😥

[David Gonzalez @Cav3mandave]

I dot get to talk to the Hamies @FMBATT and his girl Tania all the time but when I do it’s fuckn great. My hamies that live in Vegas

[David Gonzalez @Cav3mandave]

@ufc why do all the fighters feel the need to hold the mic when they speak ?! Lol #UFCVegas54

[David Gonzalez @Cav3mandave]

This is the END my beautiful FRIEND…

[David Gonzalez @Cav3mandave]

How the fuck have I never watched any of @tomsegura stand up ?! This dude is fuckn great ! I been watching his shit on Netflix and fuck me I’m pissing my shit.

[David Gonzalez @Cav3mandave]

Is blacks live matter gonna get in this incident that happen at the Oscars with #willsmith and @chrisrock

[David Gonzalez @Cav3mandave]

@GavinNewsom stop being a money hungry fuck and stop the 51 cent tax per gallon on gas for California already! Fuck your $400 check and just give us cheaper gas. Gas has become a luxury in California now like wtf #gavinnewsom i rather have that tax gone than a one time payment.

[David Gonzalez @Cav3mandave]

Ah no , I don’t hardly know her But I think I could love her #CrimsonandClover

[David Gonzalez @Cav3mandave]

@streetpeopleLA @Myster_pop

[David Gonzalez @Cav3mandave]

@SHAQ yo ! Where yo plug at son ?! How you get your hands on 1,000 ps5 while I’m over trying to get just one Xbox series X. Hook a brotha up ! #ShaqGivesBack

[David Gonzalez @Cav3mandave]

@FunkoPOPsNews @Myster_pop

[David Gonzalez @Cav3mandave]

@FMBATT Wolf’s rain is dope !

[David Gonzalez @Cav3mandave]

@FredLoyaIns worst insurance and service ever ! Worst communication when it comes to their customers. Been dealing with these assholes for over a month about how to resolve my mom’s situation of her car being stolen. #fuckfredloya #worstcarinsurance

[David Gonzalez @Cav3mandave]

I just won $350 on roulette! I hit 19 red wtf !!!! Legit

[David Gonzalez @Cav3mandave]

So I asked a rando dog mommy out @ the brewery and she said yes. Low key kind of scared lol

[David Gonzalez @Cav3mandave]

Get that fuckn nazi fuck @GavinNewsom out already !

[David Gonzalez @Cav3mandave]

Been working the lab for the past 4 fuckn nites and some asshole walks all over my fresh laid wax ! Picked up my shit and I’m rolln’ home now. Fuck this place. Ain’t fixing shit. #labnerds

[David Gonzalez @Cav3mandave]

Never again am I volunteering to come in graveyard ! WTF was I thinking ?! #fuckgraveyard

[David Gonzalez @Cav3mandave]

Damn ! Starting graveyard tonite. 11pm-7:30am. What I get myself into?!

[David Gonzalez @Cav3mandave]

Damn ! A year ago today Don philo was grilling for us 🥺 I miss that dude.