Captain Caveman

Just a Canadian bystander, observer and hostage to the batshit crazy that’s called the United States.

[Captain Caveman @CavemanCaptn]

Who knew that Hope Hicks would precipitate my come to Jesus moment? #COVID19

[Captain Caveman @CavemanCaptn]

@TrishQ16 Congratulations!!! What a wonderful accomplishment. Be proud. 😀

[Captain Caveman @CavemanCaptn]

Correct me if I’m wrong but 57 resignations in solidarity is NOT a good thing. People, please stop & think about what you’re reading/hearing & make an effort to understand. 57 resignations in solidarity is a horrible thing. https://t.co/TbAzcP68eB

[Captain Caveman @CavemanCaptn]

@sapphiresdust Why 10? So inadequate.

[Captain Caveman @CavemanCaptn]

6 1/2” of glorious hand casted goodness the small one is 4”. Could you even imagine the big one as a tealight holder?! *sigh* #makinggoodthingshappen

[Captain Caveman @CavemanCaptn]

@devinher The will to live is strong in that fish. Maybe you should give it a name.

[🇨🇦 Zoe, the Bitchy Little Persian 🇨🇦 🌊 @theBitchyFeline]

Disgusting as this is, the real harm will be to the children watching, who by the end one youngster was chanting as well. This should never be an example of model behaviour for children to follow and the grown ups should be ashamed of themselves.

[Captain Caveman @CavemanCaptn]

@Karens_Red_Pony Oh me too!!

[Captain Caveman @CavemanCaptn]

@katelallyx Ummm, the end.

[🇨🇦 Zoe, the Bitchy Little Persian 🇨🇦 🌊 @theBitchyFeline]

Today my son had his first dialysis treatment. It made me cry. He’s been in the hospital for a week & learned on Mother’s Day that he will require treatment 3 days a week until he can find a donor. #dialysissucks #T1Diabetes sucks too. No visitors allowed. He’s completely alone.

[Captain Caveman @CavemanCaptn]

This is somewhat exaggerated, but it provides a good visual and compelling argument against rushing to return to life before COVID.

https://t.co/kBcSPPDmSe

[Captain Caveman @CavemanCaptn]

@realDonaldTrump is so lacking in empathy that he can’t even find the right words to fake it.

[Captain Caveman @CavemanCaptn]

@TheCenteredEgg I’m waiting for him start talking about Suzuki disease because he would totally get the name wrong.

[Captain Caveman @CavemanCaptn]

Waiting for Trump to call it Suzuki disease.

[Captain Caveman @CavemanCaptn]

@JoanneB11699081 I’m willing to bet they get away without significant consequence also. It’s always so shocking & sickening to see modern day lynchings like this. 😢😡

[Captain Caveman @CavemanCaptn]

@SeekingSusie I have not heard of a single person who has received assistance or a small business loan. All talk, no walk.

[Captain Caveman @CavemanCaptn]

@ohdohz @MsActiviss @CaslerNoel @realDonaldTrump Tttr we.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

It’s important to stay connected while we’re social distancing — but there’s always that one friend who doesn’t get the hint when it’s time to end the video chat.

Glad we don’t know anyone like that — right, @KeeganMKey?

[Captain Caveman @CavemanCaptn]

CORRECTION: 1.2M

[Captain Caveman @CavemanCaptn]

Still waiting for @realDonaldTrump ‘s “15 people, and within a couple of days be down to zero” to happen. We’re at almost 1.8M and not there yet. Since when does 1.8M count as a number less than 15?