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[foreign bot @CavemanPatrick]

@JackPosobiec Way to deflect from Trump wanting to give a senate seat to the sister of Lindsay Graham and Trump giving Netanyahu even more access to our military

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@JackPosobiec Tyler Robinsons team and the state / prosecution is the same team but you already knew that

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#FUCKFIFA #NorwayRobbed

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@NeumanYiftach @stelzner_n1150 hilarious coming from you

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@Heyelizab3th @AnaKasparian The guy they are paid to protect / secure got shot, and the non first responders 1st thoughts / actions were let’s update Ben Shapiro? Not call the police, or how can we recover the security footage, or let’s try and figure out exactly wat happened, but Ben Shapiro needs to know?

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@theawayfans The thing is called Erling Haaland

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@Heyelizab3th @AnaKasparian Why would Ben Shapiro need to be updated about the current status of Charlie Kirk at that time?

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@maciejlasz The casual jog kills me

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@StephenM So what are you / this administration doing about it?

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@Peculiar_creed @DugganBitLife good try but it’s stilll the guy in the photo

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[StarPlatinum @StarPlatinum_]

So you’re telling me there was a random X account

December 21, 2023

- account gets created
- handle: HenryMa79561893

only tweet ever

“Cole Allen”

profile details

- Pepe avatar
- wearing a suit
- holding a glass of wine

very specific aesthetic

banner “TIME MACHINE”

linked visual tied to timemachineeu

- EU-funded project
- focused on 3D cultural digitization

nothing to do with time travel but looks cryptic enough

account goes silent, completely abandoned

fast forward

April 25, 2026

- White House Correspondents’ Dinner
- Washington Hilton

incident

- armed suspect breaches event
- opens fire inside high-security venue

identity revealed

- Cole Thomas Allen
- 31 years old
- from Torrance, California

same exact name

tweet resurfaces immediately

timing

tweet made years before attack
- still visible

more details start connecting

Cole Allen profile

- Caltech graduate
- mechanical engineering
- master’s in computer science (2025)
- NASA JPL intern (2014)
- worked on planetary modeling

same year

- NASA publishes technical paper
“Testing Orion’s Fairing Separation”

lead author

- Henry Martinez
- Lockheed Martin engineer

now the overlap

- X account name: HenryMa…
- NASA author: Henry Martinez
- Allen: NASA intern same year

and that one line still sitting there

posted years before everything

“Cole Allen”

[foreign bot @CavemanPatrick]

@JohnnyDJoestar @_putridmika @PokemonRestocks Been in line since 9pm!