The Creative Caveman

Back to basics cooking in a modern age from a li'l village in Spain. More or less...

[Victoria Wr3n @WR3NDesign]

#Spider in the machine. A thread, if you will....
Conversation happened with @AppleSupport @Apple a while back...

@MacRumors @macworld @MacworldUK

[Viki Vortex 🟠 @MsVikiVortex]

More people seem to #vote in @LoveIsland and @imacelebrity than in #UKElections

Let's send all #politicians to a remote island, film & vote for them. #EnergyCrisis #CostOfLivingCrisis #HeatingOrEating #ConservativeLeadershipContest

But then just leave them there! Hurray!

[t0rie @t0rie]

#brexit is not working.

#NorthernIrelandProtocol is not working. Incorrectly charged #import #duty on small package from #NorthernIreland by Spanish #Customs

What a joke.

@BorisJohnson @GOVUK @BrexitReadyIRL

[The Creative Caveman @CavemanTorie]

#Lockdown projects 2020: #Redesign of the 9 year old #website!
Now there's a proper search function, better photos, easy to print recipes & a clean, modern look.
I might even develop some more #recipes!

#lowcarb #paleo #keto #diet #cookbook #thecreativecaveman #cookfresh #lchf

[The Creative Caveman @CavemanTorie]

@lidlespanaAC Thanks for the reply!! :) I am definitely subscribed already (as i have to be early during Greek week so I can grab 15 packs of haloumi! haha). I'll keep my eyes open and fingers crossed. :)

[The Creative Caveman @CavemanTorie]

I've finally run out of #haloumi. I had 15 packets and they lasted a year! Usually, by the time I run out, there is another @lidlespana #GreekWeek so I can stock up. But no joy yet! Hey @lidlespanaAC When is #Greek Week in #spain please?? I need haloumi! #Lidl

[Viki Vortex 🟠 @MsVikiVortex]

Now that #ThugKitchen has re-branded to #BadManners - will they get #BusterBloodvessel as the #singer of #BadManners the band (since 1976) to represent them? Interesting collab? @badmannersfood @BadMannersTour

And here's a #boxset of their work I #designed. #wr3ndesign

[The Creative Caveman @CavemanTorie]

This #spatula came #free with an issue of @bbcgoodfood #magazine probably about 20 years ago. It's served well, but it's time for a new one.

#bbcgoodfood any ideas when an issue with have this stunningly useful #freegift again?? Please?

#bestpromoever #magazinecovermount

[The Creative Caveman @CavemanTorie]

Just as I'm technically 'allowed' to eat #bread, doesn't mean I should....!

[Viki Vortex 🟠 @MsVikiVortex]

With #lockdown easing across the #UK and #Europe and #USA, just a reminder that just because you are now allowed to do something, it doesn't mean you should rush out and do it.

I'm #allowed to run an #Ultramarathon. Doesn't mean I should rush out & kill myself. #covidcrazy

[Viki Vortex 🟠 @MsVikiVortex]

New #design at @redbubble on my #lazylemur #shop on everything from #tshirts to #phonecases to #stickers !
#BackToThePub #Pub #beeroclock #beer #covid19 #pints #imissthepub #socialdistancing #thistooshallpass #stayathome #onedayless #MeQuedoEnCasa

https://t.co/KADPffiojJ

[The Creative Caveman @CavemanTorie]

When you see @therealgokwan on @thismorning making Singapore Noodles but you don't eat noodles so use leeks instead. Also, I can't follow directions so nothing like Gok Wan's creation but thanks for the inspiration!
#lowcarb #keto #diet #foodporn #lockdowncooking #StayHome

[Victoria Wr3n @WR3NDesign]

#COVID19 #QuedateEnLaCasa #quedateEnTuCasa #Quarantine #CatsOfTwitter #catquarantine #Cataluna #Catalonia #EstadoDeEmergencia #confinementtotal #wr3ndesign

[The Creative Caveman @CavemanTorie]

Don't be fooled.
#ketosis #ketodiet #keepitsimple #diet #paleo #primal #eatfresh #freshfood #food #foodporn #lowcarb #lchf #lowcarbhighfat #lowcarbsnacks #snacks #realfood #dietplan #dietfood #ketones #ketogenic #ketorecipes #recipe https://t.co/GYAmdgyf4D

[The Creative Caveman @CavemanTorie]

Yes, yes I know it's a little burnt. Oops. But my #bacon and #leek #quiche with a #chorizo crust was #delicious!
#lchf #lowcarb #paleo #ketosis #diet #keto #ketodiet #dairyfree #foodporn #crispyburntends #inventingfood #creativecooking https://t.co/oBWs7vZFrD

[The Creative Caveman @CavemanTorie]

#keto #naan #bread
#recipe for @diet_doctor but baked instead of fried for a change.
#ketosis #lowcarb #coconut #lchf #diet #notbread #paleo #primal #whole30 #yummy #delicious #foodporn https://t.co/GE8T2OkYYw

[Victoria Wr3n @WR3NDesign]

Updated #brexit safety #infographic.

#brexshit #BorisJohnson #greatbritishmistake #EU #EuropeanUnion #EuropeanParliament #Europe @ByDonkeys #iameuropean

[The Creative Caveman @CavemanTorie]

Sausage crusted quiche! #recipe inspired by one on @diet_doctor but adapted because I can't follow instructions. A very interested #burmese #cat as well.... #dietdoctor #diet #food #foodporn #delicious #keto #ketodiet #lchf #lowcarb #primal #paleo #yummy… https://t.co/rPMhDGb3le

[The Creative Caveman @CavemanTorie]

Happy New Year!
So I made pork and spinach cannelloni... But without pasta (I used ham slices instead) and without breadcrumbs (almond flour) and no cheese (whatever).... #lchf #ketosis #ketodiet #diet #lowcarb #recipe #delicious #foodporn #yum https://t.co/KMP7Q1Kc8v

[The Creative Caveman @CavemanTorie]

I finally found a use for the #sumac that I got from @seasonedpioneers !
Found a #recipe for Dill Pickle Almonds on @asweetlifediabetes and, as per usual, didn't have all ingredients. So used #walnuts and some #almonds. Also didn't have the citric acid … https://t.co/Wbszbm6Eou

[The Creative Caveman @CavemanTorie]

#keto Shepherds Pie. Another #delicious #recipe from @diet_doctor
#diet #dietdoctor #lowcarb #lowcarbhighfat #lchf #foodporn #lunch #ketosis #yum #leftoversfordays https://t.co/fsbXK66zWV