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MTG Humans enjoyer and sh!tposter, Std/Pio/Mod RCQ grinder, 2 Time MagicCon Pioneer Cup Top 8, Bronze Tier IV -

Dad of @chriskral4.

AKA Papa Kral

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Chris and I have been playing Magic together for over 15 years. We started at the kitchen table when he qas 5 and now he is 20 and on the Pro Tour. Magic is our hobby and part of our identity. He learned to read, count, and interact with people with Magic.
Thread with memories🧵

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*kibler google

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@fireshoes killer google: how many pt pass downs were there? We could only confirm one so far.

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RC DC recap.
States/Districts Visited: 3
Head bumps on BnB chandeliers: 8
Events played: 3
Matches played: 11
Win/Loss: 5-6
Meals had: 6
Win/Loss: 1-5
Fun had: 75%
Con crud: yes
Friends seen: about 30
Highlights: Sat evening NC crew hangs with @TheTOADSTACK

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Here's the LTQ pool. Got to go at least 5-1-1, probably 6-1, to make the draft. I dropped and joined the Super Sunday.
https://t.co/ZixcXScd4C

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@R3ignofFrost @KelvinCh3w @fireshoes Congratulations Alex!

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Congratulations to Alexander Kans (Selesnya Aggro) and Nico Ferrigno (Mono-Green Landfall), for a perfect 9-0 start at the Magic Regional Championship! 🔥

Join us tomorrow at 9am ET and see all the action live from #SCGDC!

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Standard $5k 27th

R1 Sultai Rhythm 🥁🥁
R2 Dimir Excr 🥁😩🥁
R3 Izzet Spellementals 🥁🥁
R4 Temur Kona 🥁😩😩
R5 Gruul Delirium 😩🥁😩
R6 Izzet Prowess 🥁😩🥁
R7 Izzet Prowess 😩😩

R4 had them at 1 game 3
R7 kept bad 1 lander g2 almost stabilized and died to Slagstorm to face

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All great opponents and vibes, deck feels great, just need to be more disciplined in mulliganing.

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Standard $5k 27th

R1 Sultai Rhythm 🥁🥁
R2 Dimir Excr 🥁😩🥁
R3 Izzet Spellementals 🥁🥁
R4 Temur Kona 🥁😩😩
R5 Gruul Delirium 😩🥁😩
R6 Izzet Prowess 🥁😩🥁
R7 Izzet Prowess 😩😩

R4 had them at 1 game 3
R7 kept bad 1 lander g2 almost stabilized and died to Slagstorm to face

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Just hanging out before the RC and seeing so many friendly faces come up and say Hi was the dopamine boost I didn't know i needed. I'll be playing in the 5k today not the main, but so glad I also came to cheer on my friends. If we talked this morning, thanks and GLHF! #SCGCON

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Unconventional Diner is gas.

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@StrictProctor 🐒🥁🫡🫂

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@_Juomaru gawddammmnn these are beautiful

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@1odd2 So, the flight for Chris and I was cheaper combined to BWI than just a ticket for him to IAD, and now I know why. Real '$30 motel 6' vibes..

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Frontier Update: We landed in Baltimore and was told to remain seated while we got to the gate. Police came and removed 4 people from the plane, 2 for assault on a flight attendant and 2 for cracking open some micky ultras out of their bag.

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First time flying Frontier. Already witnessed a passenger curse out the gate agent. Seats are 12 inches wide.. hope we get to BWI..

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@MaeTcg Just landed in Baltimore. No train.
Also, no stairs. Almost died on the escalator.
Took a bus, still not a train. =(

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@rorbearpig Yeah the convention center is in DC proper like 3 blocks from WH. But Dulles meaning the airport..

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First time flying Frontier. Already witnessed a passenger curse out the gate agent. Seats are 12 inches wide.. hope we get to BWI..

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@rorbearpig The moment I got to the gate I knew I regretted it. Unfortunately, the plague flying into BWI was 50% cheaper than all the others into Dulles.

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@ChefGreginald And 3 inches of rain is ALOT of rain.