Cavin

Teacher, comic, and nerd

[Cavin @Cavin_Egg]

Jane Goodall is kicking it with Harambe today in heaven

[Cavin @Cavin_Egg]

Anyone know how I can do a Severance on myself so work Cavin can experience Clair Obscur again for the first time?

[Cavin @Cavin_Egg]

Sure, Mother's Day is Sunday. But, Mami's Day is every day when you think about Rhea Ripley.

[Cavin @Cavin_Egg]

@bluhue123 Coming from a presidency that doesn't believe in changing pronouns, they seem pretty quick to insist we use the new name.

[Cavin @Cavin_Egg]

@DMichaelTripi Oh this is gonna turn all Romeo and Juliet, I can tell.

[Cavin @Cavin_Egg]

Wake up, sheeple! Rolos are just boneless @twix

[Cavin @Cavin_Egg]

Give him a stool to hump and he's gonna sell out so many clubs.

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

Trump: *Stroking and pretending to deep throat a microphone stand*

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

Trump: *Stroking and pretending to deep throat a microphone stand*

[Cavin @Cavin_Egg]

I stood in line for two hours to vote and all I got was this lousy democracy.

[Cavin @Cavin_Egg]

Hey @kroger at Beech Grove, how do you not have customer service open? Feels like it's weird to have a store full of customers, but nobody to do service.

[Cavin @Cavin_Egg]

I want to get my name tattooed on my chest but with all this loose skin and stretch marks it's going to look like a logo for a death metal band.

[Cavin @Cavin_Egg]

@onurich01 Hey thanks! I hope you had a really fun time at the show, it was such a fun crowd!

[Cavin @Cavin_Egg]

It's pretty wild that thanks to this new anti-porn law in Indiana, I can't even look up who Trump didn't sleep with.

[Cavin @Cavin_Egg]

I know I'd love being poly because my favorite restaurants are those KFC/Taco Bells.

[Cavin @Cavin_Egg]

Really appreciate this and the fact that my moose knuckle is getting to be in frame the whole podcast!

[Around_Seattle @Around_Seattle]

Checking out former local comedian @Cavin_Egg on this nerd podcast. Cavin will actually be back in the #pnw in November for some comedy gigs. He also has a podcast with his wife Bree called @byitscoverpod and #ABaricouple podcast on youtube

https://t.co/DTdFlHYiB6

[Around_Seattle @Around_Seattle]

Checking out former local comedian @Cavin_Egg on this nerd podcast. Cavin will actually be back in the #pnw in November for some comedy gigs. He also has a podcast with his wife Bree called @byitscoverpod and #ABaricouple podcast on youtube

https://t.co/DTdFlHYiB6

[Cavin @Cavin_Egg]

Can you say you even like DnD if you haven't thought about polyamory to fill out your party?

[Cavin @Cavin_Egg]

@Andrew5739869 @LordGrimdark Just finishing that book and it is such an awesome read.

[Cavin @Cavin_Egg]

Got hooked on @LordGrimdark books and had to find a way to remember one of my favorite lines. Think I'll always be realistic now.

[Cavin @Cavin_Egg]

@byitscoverpod @bree_egg Any and all, we love movie stars!