Evan

I make poor life decisions

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@Britishfinest21 @prosaucefinder

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@LeeRaldar @benonwine Either that, it’s sick, or it’s too aggressive towards other wildlife or humans. Those are generally the exceptions for giraffes

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@Dexerto I had the same problem. I switched to the mesh band instead of the foam pad, and it fixed itself after about a month or 2

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@EvilHausArc

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@EvilHausArc I need her

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@TheBattlecock I remember the video of the guy that cut his leg off bc he shot a lawnmower full of tannerite

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@DailyLoud Unironically thought he was dead

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@lebang_moloi We take “watch” in a literal sense

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@emily_ntaylor proposition is sent

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@emppic @HijoleCabron @greentexts_bot By CZ. Not just any Czech company. Their headquarters also being in the us, now. Honestly, the best outcome for Colt imo

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@SouthlandPost 30 seconds

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@grizzygriz2 @domthedent @xX_politedog_Xx @thotybaby @dox_gay Wasn’t he stabbed with a spear in the abdomen? Or am I in a different dimension?

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It’s now pronounced “Kansaw”

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@JustinTarnation Way too much soy sauce. All you’re tasting is salt at that point

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@hiphoph0f This ain’t heavy metal. It’s an attempt at being punk. But with Lil Pump lyrics. It’s like Meth Punk

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@emily_ntaylor