Max

what’s green and has 4 wheels?

[Max @caxy_5]

4hler gunning it in the trades

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Getting warm enough these so called ‘hot girl walks’ come with a built in glisten #sodiumdeficiency

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Yes, Veronica. I always dreamed of settling down with a woman that has a dragon sternum tattoo

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It’s over

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10:12

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Had a Tajikistani oovoo driver tonight who I’d die for if called upon

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@cynomel

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@_nateduffy This is good. I had ice cream for breakfast for all the same reasons. So many options

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Lots of high level hoops being played by white boys in the year of our Lord 2026

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@BigolWave Wtf I DID have breakfast this morning

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@banterrealism Sweet spot. Once you pass 4 it starts to raise questions

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Let’s see if we can just walk on

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Uber driver is a boomer white guy who thinks he is sneakily hitting the pen as we drive in Denver. Ask him if he’s from California “how’d you know that?!” Proceeds to tell me how he watched a man die on a hunting trip

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Former crackhead I hoop with got me a sweet nuggets hoodie

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Got back home and realized I left the stove on for 5+ hours. You can just do things

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@revivosupps

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Isn’t it obvious

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>be girls
>come to coffee shop to be productive
> sit down take out journals books computers
>scroll phon for 15 minutes
> leave

Why is dis attractive

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We’ll be bathing in the pho tonight if you wanna drop by

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@wakingblonde Then it’s official. Trust the science!

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I have zero evidence to supply but I can say, with near complete certainty, that the moon is a map