Cayde

a modern day philosopher

[Cayde @CaydeA6]

@asha_shar The Elder Scrolls VI: Nirnroot confirmed

[Cayde @CaydeA6]

3 deep in an amc bathroom tryna see if it's green

[Cayde @CaydeA6]

Call Trump a pedophile the way he's jerking off the bibi

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They should work on making out w each other or a wet t shirt contest instead

[Cayde @CaydeA6]

Swift operator showing why he makes the big bucks. Get this guy a raise NOW!

[Cayde @CaydeA6]

Shawty be grippin my shit like a sum'bitch. Damn near made me Jewish!

[Cayde @CaydeA6]

Girl I'm tryna live vicariously IN you. No 3rd person, all POV.

[Cayde @CaydeA6]

That’s the energy I need—rare vintage, no cap,
A shorty who’s both high art and boom-bap.

[Cayde @CaydeA6]

I’m seeking a queen, a modern-day Mona Lisa with the mind of Hypatia,
A soul dipped in alchemy, her vibe supreme, no fantasia.
She moves like a ghost in the opium haze, untouched by the craze,
Quoting Wu-Tang lines while decoding ancient ways.

[Cayde @CaydeA6]

She’s got that Renaissance finesse, curves like the Vitruvian,
While her aura hits harder than Rakim’s communion.
Her love’s rare, like a philosopher’s stone—
Built to last, like Illmatic on a solid gold throne.

[Cayde @CaydeA6]

Took the Scooby Doo perc and it fucked with my perception of time so hard that I started seeing ambivalent beings writhing through the confines of the cracks in my walls

[Cayde @CaydeA6]

Me when vagina

[Cayde @CaydeA6]

Stressful day at the office, had to unwind with a dart or two

[Cayde @CaydeA6]

To whoever honked and called me a faggot at the end of my 1.5 hour drive home today, thank you it made my day.

[Cayde @CaydeA6]

Cooked up this fire beat

[Cayde @CaydeA6]

Why is my for you page just porn?! Not complaining just curious 🙃😉

[Cayde @CaydeA6]

This guy just ordered some fent laced percs off me in PERFECT ebonics. Left me STUNNED.

[Cayde @CaydeA6]

Kinda jorking my penits right now 😎

[Cayde @CaydeA6]

The type of shit I've been on recently.

[Cayde @CaydeA6]

For all those wondering my political affiliation 👇