Caylee Faith

probably under the influence of too much jack fire

[nathan zed @NathanZed]

y’all thought january took forever and wanted it to speed up now look at us. did february and march even happen. april almost over. then it’s gonna be 2019. then we gon die.

[Caylee Faith @CayleeFaith]

@JohnMayer i just love u

[Andrew Langston @andrewrlangston]

You should’ve paid up front when you sold me out

[Caylee Faith @CayleeFaith]

You take the breath right out of me and left a hole where my heart should be

[Caylee Faith @CayleeFaith]

@haleylynmarie I wanna go to the fried okra place yas

[Caylee Faith @CayleeFaith]

Call that bish bojangles reminded me of @jdgroover for obvious reasons

[JD Groover @jdgroover]

I was already kinda too old for snap chat. Now the update has solidified it.

[Caylee Faith @CayleeFaith]

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ https://t.co/BMD70g0KQw

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

My prayers and best wishes are with the family of Edwin Jackson, a wonderful young man whose life was so senselessly taken. @Colts

[Caylee Faith @CayleeFaith]

Play some fuckin Skynyrd

[Caylee Faith @CayleeFaith]

So fuck apologies I would say im sorry if i really meant it

[Carl @gnarlystewart]

Kim K named her baby Chicago West. If you put a comma in between Chica & go, it becomes “Chica, go West”. West of LA is the Pacific Ocean. Ocean rhymes with potion. Potion has 6 letters. “Lip kit” also has 6 letters. Kylie sells lip kits. Kim is hinting that Kylie is pregnant.

[Caylee Faith @CayleeFaith]

@jdgroover

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

My dog Ellie is 11 years old. She’s been chasing squirrels for 11 years now. To date, she’s caught zero squirrels. But every day, she casts doubt aside and chases a new squirrel in hopes of fulfilling her lifelong dream of being a squirrel hunter. May we all be more like Ellie.

[Caylee Faith @CayleeFaith]

You want what you cant have and thats too damn bad

[☔️half-empty☂️ @half___empty]

so last summer i randomly met this 80 y/o woman on words with friends. we played 300+ games together and she actually ended up becoming a good friend of mine. today i got to go to florida and meet her in person💜

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

When the tweets are as broken as the ice cream machine. https://t.co/esdndK1iFm

[Caylee Faith @CayleeFaith]

Fuck social media

[Wil Marshall | Realtor® @marshall_wil]

Put that demogorgon back https://t.co/3EOf0le5LY

[Chase Rice @ChaseRiceMusic]

Hey @JonTLangston you have a girlfriend? Heard you did but haven’t seen pictures of y’all anywhere.