how to get rich in 2026:
1. block @grok
2. get claude
3. sign up for 3x max plans
4. tell claude “make me a billionaire”
5. make a github pages website
6. market.
7. sign up for Y Combinator round
8. profit.
9. follow @MerbTheDerb
10. go viral
11. unblock @grok
12. run for office
13. shill memecoins
14. say it’s not illegal
15. profit.
happy july 4th.