Luke B

if you think peace is a common goal that goes to show how little you know

[Sinister in the Presidency @AmandaBRinquest]

salary increases

[Luke B @CB4Luke]

David Mitchell sporting a Cambridge United away kit was a surprise

[Hanty V @mostly_grumpy]

He isn’t sorry and it’s definitely what he thinks.

[akhivae @akhivae]

Rich people be like I don't have a smartphone. I have a full-time secretary (she has four smartphones).

[Luke B @CB4Luke]

What a revoltin’ development

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

1 - Across England's top four tiers in 2025-26, the side in each division who scored the most goals via set pieces went on to win the title:

Arsenal (24)
Coventry City (29)
Lincoln City (32)
Bromley (34)

Champions.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

Ted Turner was the gold standard for that breed of quasi-insane but generally harmless rich guys America used to have but don’t really exist anymore.

[Luke B @CB4Luke]

There are some bizarre takes on Brophy’s departure. It’s not sentimental to want to keep one of your very best players, who was excellent in league one even pre-Harris when goals and assists weren’t coming.

[Luke B @CB4Luke]

@CambridgeUtdFC Baffled

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Fact: There have been more mass shooters in America over the last 40 years than there've been non-citizen voters.

[Luke B @CB4Luke]

I hope Paul Barry is having a bloody wonderful evening. #cufc

[Luke B @CB4Luke]

@GabSutton It’s whatever scans :p

[Cambridge United FC @CambridgeUtdFC]

THE U'S ARE GOING UP!!! 💛🖤

[Luke B @CB4Luke]

Shitting myself at the Abbey again.

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

The spelling ‘thru’ predates ‘through’ by over 100 years.

[Luke B @CB4Luke]

https://t.co/O4ZDWfzC1c

[Luke B @CB4Luke]

@JamesCollen9 It absolutely could be a red I believe - if there’s no attempt at the ball

[Luke B @CB4Luke]

Shitting myself at the Abbey. Come on you U’s

[Luke B @CB4Luke]

@FootballCliches Is it me or is any shot from range also not a “finish”? A finish is performed on a real *chance* not from 20 yards out

[scary lawyerguy @scarylawyerguy]

It really is wild to have lived through four years of reporters staking out grocery store parking lots and never shutting the fuck up about the price of eggs go radio silent on gas prices going up like 40% in six weeks directly b/c Trump attacked Iran.

[Raveena @raveena_aurora]

it’s crazy that 95% of people just want a nice normal life on our beautiful, already abundant planet where they can have their basic needs met and cute experiences with their loved ones and then we have these 5% of evil, narcissistic goons at the top fucking it up for all of us