Sorry to break it to you kid, it's because of you. The moment you step away, everyone will put their phones down and immediately start having a subway party. You have rancid vibes and everyone senses it
I still miss the days when posting on this app felt like shouting into an empty well instead of throwing a fist full of dried cat shit into the broken window of a vacant crack house
It makes me sad that he’s been ringing the alarm of climate disaster for decades and everyone is just like ‘aw what a sweet old national treasure’ and ignoring him
15 years since I was asked by @Telegraph to write a photo caption for a royal kiss and decided to go with something completely different that happened that day