Carrie Morgan

Your favorite person on the list of people you hate. I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected.

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@OtherAvery Ah. Looks like my dorm when I was in my early 20s, good ole days.

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@OtherAvery Very sweet pic, Avery 💕

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@OtherAvery Clever! Poppy's your roommate?

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Can't DM my son because he won't follow me back... @R0BoTiNdisguise

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@R0BoTiNdisguise Hey, every child should be a leash child.

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@R0BoTiNdisguise Adorable 💕

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@R0BoTiNdisguise Oh, Hunter.

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@R0BoTiNdisguise Babe could you pick up some spaghetti noodles and sauce at the store? Ground beef if there is any, but we can go vegetarian for the night, no biggie :)

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Flashing the chickens.

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How's it only Tuesday? #killme

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Dammit, lunch breaks almost over.

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Now I have a picture of Mrs. Macgrady in my twitter. I need to be quick and tweet more pictures to make it disappear.

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@FuckingBadBitch @_Paige_Harper This tweet... wow. Just wow.

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Squidward knows how I feel.

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@FuckingBadBitch @DoNotTease Clever bunch, aren't they?