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[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

🚨MAGA PEDO: Pardoned Jan 6 insurrectionist Theodore Middendorf s*xually assaulted a 7-year-old. He has been sentenced to 19 years.
We've lost count on how many MAGA are involved with this sick shit, so we're thinking that it's pretty much all of them. MAGA are pedos.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

MAGA has to pay $7 a gallon for gas, while regular people with brains pay regular prices.

[Ghostface @GhostfaceTalks_]

Can't wait to be back. #ScreamVII

[Sam and Colby @SamandColby]

we might be going to The Conjuring House soon…
any creators out there think they have what it takes to join us for 24 hours? 👻👀

[Khloé @khloekardashian]

Who wants to moots me

[dream @dreamewastaken]

last chance

[Logan Storti @loganstorti]

3.2 billion people use Chrome as their browser…

But no one knows all the best extensions Chrome has to offer.

Here are 13 extensions that you shouldn't live without…

[charlie @chunkbardey]

it can be sooo healing to stay up til 3am. unfortunately it will also completely ruin your life

[۟ @noface3th]

i accidentally said “large” instead of “grande” at Starbucks and they dragged me behind the counter and shot me in the leg

[harry styles lyric bot @harryslyricbot]

In this world, it's just us, You know it's not the same as it was

[Dream @Dream]

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! lots of love :)

[American Horror Source @AHS_Source]

‘AHS: Coven’ Spin-Off. Retweet if you’d like to see the Witches of AHS back in a future season or their own series.

[doc shartens @asianbabyg0th]

today is Daisy’s 15th birthday :)

[cc @ily2coco]

euphoria day is one of those things we’re gonna be hella nostalgic over in like 5 years