Cody Bausback

Purdue University Alumn | ΑΓΡ Δ2127 | Onions can’t be trusted

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

Good morning

[Trent @BarstoolTrent]

The elevator in my building just broke and my neighbor’s golden retriever, who can’t go up stairs, was stuck in the lobby so I carried the dog up to the 3rd floor and almost had a heart attack. I am tweeting this for the social points because otherwise why help anybody.

[Cody Bausback @CBAUSBACK_723]

I just honked at my dog when I drove by my house. Is that normal?

[toxic king @toxicking]

i need a bad bitch to tuck me in and read me a bed time story

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

real mfs keep dark mode on every app

[Quigs @BigSeanQ_]

Paddy is goated

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

kid i used to work with at chipotle made a mixtape and one of his lines that stuck with me through the years was “i got benjamin button disease. got so many benjamins i can’t button my jeans” pretty sure he’s still working in kitchens but he at least changed me

[The Dog Walk @DogWalkBarstool]

Finally someone else says it.

[UnLucky Trashcan𖤐 @EthanOpia_]

Treating myself tonight

[Chad Prather @WatchChad]

10,000 head of cattle don’t just drop dead from heat. It’s Kansas. It’s not hell. Maybe Bill Gates has an answer since he’s the biggest farmer in America and wants you eating his synthetic meat.

[Matt @matthewesp]

The new $1 Dollar Bill design looks pretty cool

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

I love my job

[Cody Bausback @CBAUSBACK_723]

@McDonalds get your shit together man. Just paid 8.50 for a chicken sammy and fries but can’t even get a Buffalo sauce to dip my fries in for free? Gtfo here. Next time I’m taking enough ketchup to last me 3 years since that shits free

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

17 years ago today.

Leeroy Jenkins was born

@StoolGametime https://t.co/DfRShGKs43

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

Life is like a toaster, ain’t nobody care until the bread pops up 🙏

[Cody Bausback @CBAUSBACK_723]

Hangxiety on a Monday hits way harder. Holy balls, this is not fun.

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

They be thinking im dora the way my bag talk 🗣💰