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Fair, balanced news coverage. No bias here. (This account is a parody.......probably)

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Andrew Scheer has received as much criticism for BEING American as Justin Trudeau got for painting his face African American.
#TrudeauTheHyprocrite #ScheerHypocrisy

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On the bright side, at least the fact that Dear Leader was groping another woman was the second thing people noticed about this picture...😬
#BrownFaceTrudeau #blackface #brownface

[CTV News @CTVNews]

Fla. couple accused of having sex in police car after DUI arrests https://t.co/xURS8b4tVX

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@charlesadler @pattisonoutdoor Very exciting news!

There is no place in our society for any opinion that varies from Dear Leader’s narrative.

The sooner we can drive dissenting thought out of the public eye, the sooner we can live in harmony!

#OneOpinion #OneIdea #OneNation

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Is it too early to report on the upcoming suicides of Epstein’s prison guards?

#NothingToSeeHere

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@globalnews Prison officials:

“Ongoing investigations have proved that Mr. Epstein shot himself 3 times in the back of the head and then proceeded to decapitate himself with a broken toilet seat”

[Globalnews.ca @globalnews]

#BREAKING: Jeffrey Epstein died by suicide in his Manhattan jail cell while facing federal sex trafficking charges, according to reports.

https://t.co/MJ6Yr175mh

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@globalnews Prison officials:

“Ongoing investigations have proved that Mr. Epstein shot himself 3 times in the back of the head and then proceeded to decapitate himself with a broken toilet seat”

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@charlesadler You tell em Mr Adler!
We should all think exactly like you and anyone who has a different opinion is a bottom feeding troll!
Thanks for reminding us that tolerance means everyone can have an opinion as long as it fits the narrative!
#OurHero

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@charlesadler @animallawcanada @AnimalJustice This is sick!
How can you sit here as a man and decide what a woman wants to do with her dog?
No Uterus, no opinion!
#WomensRights #HerDogHerChoice

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So-Cons be like:

“Ok, that was going to be next on our agenda anyway once we got you to stop killing babies 🤷🏻‍♂️

but if you wanna skip right to it, that’s fine with us!”

😂

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@CTVNews Thank you far right nazis, for holding up a sign with the most degrading, racist, sexist, xenophobic, homophobic slur imaginable. We needed something to distract the sheep from #LavScam, and this definitely fits the criteria of a national emergency worthy of our full attention.

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Watch report: Justin Trudeau insult under investigation https://t.co/Rg12xl2oYK

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@CTVNews Thank you far right nazis, for holding up a sign with the most degrading, racist, sexist, xenophobic, homophobic slur imaginable. We needed something to distract the sheep from #LavScam, and this definitely fits the criteria of a national emergency worthy of our full attention.

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Prairie farmer shows his ignorance on two fronts.

Displaying sarcasm towards the climate change issue while in ‘black face’

Must be an F-350 driving cave man, right mayor Nenshi?

[Caleb Sunderland @farmercaleb]

Please remember that as we thaw out water bowls and bed up animals this blessed morning, it’s this cold because #GlobalWarming

Thanks for the friendly reminder Minister @cathmckenna

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@CBCToronto If you close your eyes and just trust us, it’ll all work out in the end. Why would we lie to you?

#GlobalWa🤭 errrrr #ClimateChange

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The fact is, it's climate change, or global warming, that's behind the deep freeze happening in a large swath of Canada. https://t.co/zCOCcNPdxr

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@CBCToronto If you close your eyes and just trust us, it’ll all work out in the end. Why would we lie to you?

#GlobalWa🤭 errrrr #ClimateChange

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@CBCNews When you need to push a narrative so badly that even a day after it’s been debunked, you’re still towing the party line.

Can’t say we give up easily 💪🏽

#integrity

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"These young people were just roughshodding through our space," says indigenous elder Nathan Phillips. https://t.co/d4hBdn6wob