CBFcynic

There is virtue in snark.

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CBF Illuminati report summary to LGBTQ+: "OK - we'll let you ride the bus, you just can't sit up front in any of the good comfy seats."

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@CBFgrump Pre-consolidation of regional staff before actual attrition in unsustainably sparse states. Typical: Costs up front, savings hoped for.

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LGBTQ Folk: "You have no clue how over you we are."
CBF: "Well, we're just glad everyone's finally illuminated that it's time to talk...!"

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@Rev_Todd @CBFgrump @JasonRanke @cbfinfo "A cheap and easy cynicism rails at everything. The master of the art accomplishes the formidable task of discrimination." Ambrose Bierce

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Another administrative restructuring. Who could've possibly seen that coming...?
https://t.co/aa8sfXTgJr

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@b4man72 @CBFgrump @ImaBadChristian I probably was. I am everywhere that at least one idealist has been persuaded by realism.

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@CBFgrump Are you going to have a kiosk at #CBFAssembly too?

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Since we're in fundraising mode, maybe we can use the "25 Young Leaders to Know" in one of those charity auctions to the highest bidder!

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That Illuminati deal seems to be getting a lot of energy. You can always spot a top priority...
https://t.co/5t8bEx8RU7

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I knew we weren't far from CBF just straight up offering cash in exchange for loyalty. We can smell the #desperation from here. https://t.co/ivyjL3brxQ

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CBF now accepting applications for pastoral leaders to receive grants up to $10,000 to relieve financial burdens - https://t.co/eX5pMYgNVd

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This is what a minister looks like -- 20 years ago.
https://t.co/EF5gDJ0b5I

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Charges are one thing. The question is whether or not there's enough evidence to convict. https://t.co/8Urm7KWE8S

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Boards love puppets. You should have a good chance! https://t.co/9O43CpyMLN

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Wondering how these articles about turning might 25 translate to CBF. Your thoughts? https://t.co/rqHTtYDOjO & https://t.co/8ues0PsSWI

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Careful now - this kind of boldness could lead as far as another organizational restructuring... https://t.co/pFuXFg2jHy

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Seeking the Radical Center — A CBF General Assembly Reflection https://t.co/9XRNG5A97d

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@MeriannaNeely Oooooooh - I see. You want the swamp land too! Why didn't you just say so!

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@MeriannaNeely But hey, listen, we need to talk. I've got a bridge for sale...

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@MeriannaNeely I've no doubt you've heard that line. If you bought it, that's on you!

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@AStonedArminian @boprosser @ImaBadChristian @CBFgrump @cbfinfo Chelsea Handl... never mind. Just keep waiting! Everyone will be right over.

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@boprosser @AStonedArminian @ImaBadChristian @CBFgrump @cbfinfo Chelsea? Is she gonna be there??