CBMelbourne

Just trying to be a good human. Annoyed by those who are not.

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@kclelo 😂 lol, absolutely over utilised!

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"Cooking a Quail on a hibachi is really, really difficult"

You didn't have to use the hibachi, Vinnie 😐
#masterchefau

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@GrumpyPigeon Defo Declan

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Australia is offline for the next 90 mins. Thank you for your understanding.

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#ausvspar #fifaworldcup #socceroos

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

If rumours are to be believed I'll be living with a seventh different Prime Minister shortly. If it carries on like this I'm going to stop making the effort to learn their names.

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@SarahjevsEvans Does Sissy need an apprentice?

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@SarahjevsEvans Isn't he of compulsory education age 🤔?

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@SarahjevsEvans But mum .... It's not FAIR. Everyone else is going ...

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@SarahjevsEvans He should have eaten those pork scratchings while he imbibed!!

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Why is a savoury dessert so risky, when it's the cheffy dude who doesn't do desserts, in his own words? #masterchefau

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@CLGreality9 Unfortunately I think her goose is ....

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@Kristinartz One does not discipline one's cat. One readjusts one's perspective to accept the behaviour of one's cat!!

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@AbakpaJob Always!

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@SarahjevsEvans How can that little floofie face belong to a terrorist?!

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@Ezekle1 "The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence."

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If Aaron's wattle ice cream had won the Coles ice cream challenge I'd be stocking up the freezer #masterchefau

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@SueRButterfly New Zealand butter, packed in Australia

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@davidsupercat I'm so very sorry

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@StevesThrillers Oh my heart. The paw on your chin 😍