Clint Patterson

Explaining technology with a slow, southern drawl since 2006. A legend in Finland. Married to @MrsHTPatterson

[Clint Patterson @CBPSC]

Please tell the engineer(s) at @TechSmith @Camtasia that built the new "sync media" feature that I love them. Matter of fact, I want to send them an amazon gift cards ... all I need is the email addresses for them. They have just saved me so much time. Please share internally.

[Clint Patterson @CBPSC]

Dear @twilio how can we get consistency on the A2P campaign review team? We add customer numbers every summer and it's painful, slow, inconsistent, and costly every...single...time...every year. I feel like I post this message every summer. Please help.

[Clint Patterson @CBPSC]

I am coaching youth #baseball and the kids struggle with basic concepts, so I started making YouTube videos about these concepts and they retain the info much better. Sharing here in case it is helpful for anybody else. https://t.co/Y0AbAVMAgG

[Clint Patterson @CBPSC]

@DilluminationX @unsplash Glad you like it!

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

MAPLE SYRUP IS NOW AMERICAN

[Clint Patterson @CBPSC]

Anybody know what's going on with @twilio A2P Campaign reviews? Are they reducing head count or what is happening?

[Clint Patterson @CBPSC]

@Philipabel21 @unsplash Glad you like it!

[Clint Patterson @CBPSC]

@bbrennacher @unsplash Glad you liked it!

[Clint Patterson @CBPSC]

Annual Halloween set up video. Went too big this year. Got to reduce next year. Was fun though!

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: The man with the world's highest recorded IQ says he believes Jesus Christ is God and is "the way and the truth and the life."

"I believe that Jesus Christ is God, the way and the truth and the life."

YoungHoon Kim of South Korea is pointing to quantum physics to support his belief in God and afterlife.

Kim was recognized by the Giga Society in April 2024 as having the highest IQ in the world at 276.

[Tim Pool @Timcast]

Boom

We all knew and they just lied over and over

[Clint Patterson @CBPSC]

@IamSambutnot @unsplash You’re welcome!

[Clint Patterson @CBPSC]

We up in here #YEET

[JD™ @LostMyHats]

A few years ago, my family was coming back home on a blistering hot 4th of July on a desolate stretch of ND road. We stopped to help a Native girl who had a flat tire, with a baby in the backseat.

Try as I might, I couldn’t get the car jacked because she parked so unevenly on the soft shoulder.

Wife asks, “What are we gonna do?”

I tell her, “We’re waiting for a Southerner to drive by. They’ll figure it out” (the ND oilfield is full of Southerners).

Sure enough, about 20 minutes of folks driving by later, up pulls a lifted King Ranch pickup with Texas plates and FIVE barely-adult white boys climb out, and *without talking to us* proceeded to figure out the problem and changed the tire. LIKE WE WEREN’T THERE.

They nodded, but continued their conversation about “jug fishing.” Five minutes later, they were gone.

My roughly 10 year-old asks, “Mom, were they angels?”

Mandy says, “Even better. Rednecks.”

These are the finest people on God’s green Earth, and are a national treasurer.

[James O'Keefe @JamesOKeefeIII]

Why ‘spare no expense’ in California but not North Carolina?

[Clint Patterson @CBPSC]

Musk in this dude’s head! 🤣🤣

[🔥 CEO Branding Expert @Ceo_Branding]

https://t.co/nMOBUYAWsZ

Has Mark Zuckerberg been “Trumpified?”

First Dana White joins META board and now he is adding community notes and emphasizing free speech?

Wait…. @elonmusk is this your doing? Did you all secretly have that boxing match and you won the bet?

Release the tape!

What do you think is going on with The Zuck?

Your choices are:
A) Brown nosing
B) Mid-life crisis
C) Legitimate shift

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

I am sure all the people defending Biden for pardoning child rapists and murderers will voice the same standard when Trump pardons a group of protesters who didn't kill anyone next month

[DC_Draino @DC_Draino]

When Biden stole the election & Trump got banned off social media, they cheered

When Mar a Lago got raided by the FBI, they clapped

When Trump got indicted 4x, they celebrated

When it all backfired in their faces and he won in a landslide, they shaved their heads