Brooks

• Recruiting Technology & Operations • OBU ‘18 HAΩ Alum • Insta: cbrooksparker • Black Lives Matter • New York

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I loan it out in June.

[Jordan @SLCLunk]

It’s such a perfect metaphor to have something that gives joy to tens of thousands get ruined by one Republican billionaire asshole

[Brooks @cbrooksparker]

Count your motherfucking days, @AMCTheatres

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

LOL Stephen Colbert is making his band play licensed music during his final show so CBS – who fired him – will get sued and have to pay millions

"Anyone illegally using that music is gonna have to pay through the nose--"

[band starts playing]

"Oh no! I hope this doesn't cost CBS any money!"

[Brooks @cbrooksparker]

@AndrewdGandolfo @Acyn @AOC Bravo. Ask the AI that depends on data centers whether data centers are poisoning the drinking water! We’re sure to get a straight answer out of it.

[Brooks @cbrooksparker]

@HeroDividend @JHWealthSystems That or IMO, the “extra” money will prevent unions from forming and placate working class folks just enough where he can sluff paying people a livable wage.

[Brooks @cbrooksparker]

@jiyaissoswag Keep us posted if they’re obstructed view.

[Jacobin @jacobin]

Mayor Zohran Mamdani mocks Ronald Reagan’s infamous quote.

“I can think of nine words more terrifying than ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help…’”

“I worked all day and can’t feed my family.”

[Brooks @cbrooksparker]

@aakashgupta Ain’t nobody reading all that. Anyway. Free Palestine.

[Bhaumik Gowande @bhaumikgowande]

You can travel at 5x the speed and a fraction of the cost and laugh at those sitting for 3 hours in traffic exercising what they think is freedom.

[Brooks @cbrooksparker]

@Ticketmaster Is releasing more seats for Ariana Grande, requiring you to pay in advance for seats that may or may not have an obstructed view. And I’m supposed to thank them? You’ll NEVER catch me thanking those fucks for anything. Hope you dissolve.

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

i am radically pro-transgender & if you are too, now is the time to prove it

[Brooks @cbrooksparker]

The absolutely would do this if they could

[Alejandro @Oasiszn]

Hot take: We need to replace Central Park with the world's largest data center

[박주현 @hermit_hwarang]

Not an exaggeration to say the literal future of our planet depends on the total defeat of US imperialism

[Brooks @cbrooksparker]

Incoming natural selection event

[Sarah Palin @SarahPalinUSA]

Don’t comply.

This time, just don’t.

[Brooks @cbrooksparker]

@WiIIiamJackson @Ticketmaster @Harry_Styles @LiveNation On a two for one deal!!

[Brooks @cbrooksparker]

@WiIIiamJackson And you’re saying that’s better than $1 million because..

[Brooks @cbrooksparker]

@CarlosAlonzoM Educate yourself

[Brooks @cbrooksparker]

@armedwithblue Off the Wall is maybe his most underrated album IMO. In that, it’s one of his best, but hardly mentioned in that category. It is supremely good.