CBS Muse

[CBS Muse @CBSMuse]

#TRUMP ☠️ PLAGUE SHIP

#AbrahamLlincoln

....... running out of food
............ running out of ammo
................running out of gas
..................running out of patience
.....................running out of credence

#PeteHegseth duplicitious lies mock Americans

[Seth Moulton @sethmoulton]

Hold the Trump administration accountable and fire Hegseth. Plain and simple.

[CBS Muse @CBSMuse]

#Trump gave eager #NatalieHarp $150,000 ?

WELL Heck 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑💸

Thats a bargain considering Stormy Daniels got far more

[Financial Times @FT]

The payment, which the president also made to top aides Margo Martin and Chamberlain Harris, came on top of Harp’s $150,000 salary. https://t.co/CVZczquJp0

[CBS Muse @CBSMuse]

And dont forget a DVD Copy of Fatal Attraction 🎥🎞️

A Bunny
A Stove
+
#NatalieHarp 🥴

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

President Trump gave cash gifts of $45,000 apiece to three White House aides, including executive assistant Natalie Harp, last Christmas. https://t.co/TadvzyfZj7

[CBS Muse @CBSMuse]

YEAA ! #Apple

Thats REAL Amazing 🤣😂😆😆😆😆

So it took #Apple 7 Years to Copy #Samsung

with its "Brand New" Xeroxed #iPhoneDuo

U Rip Van Winkel U @johnternus @Apple

[CNBC @CNBC]

BREAKING: Apple unveils foldable phone — the iPhone Duo

[CBS Muse @CBSMuse]

#iPhoneDuo huh ?

WTF #Apple doing now ?

Taking #Samsung foldable from last decade

+ representing as something new ?
😆🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣

You @johnternus Smoking Crack son ?
You Rip Van Winkel U. Wake Up + Go back to sleep.

[CNBC @CNBC]

BREAKING: Apple unveils foldable phone — the iPhone Duo

[CBS Muse @CBSMuse]

You must be smoking crack John.

A $3000 #iPhone ?

A Foldable Samsung had years ago
@ 1/2 The Price ?

What R u @johnternus Rip Van Winkel ?

Aint no one gonna pony up $3000 Bucks for a #iPhone

[CBS Muse @CBSMuse]

The $3000 #iPhone 😂🤣😆😆😆

What R u John Rip Van Winkel ?
Samsung had foldables YEARS AGO.
@ 1/2 That Price.

#Apple in johnny come lately delusional mode.

Aint no one gonna pony up for that thing JO KER

[New York Post @nypost]

Apple kicks off event to unveil foldable 'iPhone Duo' as new CEO John Ternus takes reins https://t.co/Ox5cZlCHhb

[CBS Muse @CBSMuse]

#Putin spoke to #JaredKushner

.... before or after he spoke to his cat

.......... with the exact same consequence.

[CBS Muse @CBSMuse]

#LindsayClancy and her psycho entourage R
Trying to legalize killing kids .........
because they had a bad day.

Not a good idea.

#HappyMothersDay

[Reuters @Reuters]

A judge declared a mistrial in the trial of Lindsay Clancy for killing her three young children, a tragedy her attorney said occurred while she was suffering from postpartum psychosis https://t.co/KL44crFWAQ

[CBS Muse @CBSMuse]

Well #TuckerCarlson you have to look for the .....

[Emma Jones @EmmaJones2030]

Tucker Carlson:

"Why can't this president, or any president, say no to Israel?

Why does this small country have so much control over our government?"

[CBS Muse @CBSMuse]

#Putin talked to #Kushner ?

Before or after he spoke to his cat.

..... with the exact same consesquence.

[ABC News @ABC]

Russian President Vladimir Putin spoke with U.S. special envoys Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner for three hours Saturday about the war with Ukraine, according to the Kremlin. https://t.co/pX54oYfWJh

[CBS Muse @CBSMuse]

Look at this interview with a vampire psycho.

WTF is wrong with #JaredKushner ?

He looks like he is possesed by the devil.

[CBS Muse @CBSMuse]

What is this Interview with a vampire 🧛🦇

WTF is this freak fella #JaredKushner

Looks like the walking dead

1st rule of meeting #Putin ? Take the stick out of ur ass.
Rule 2. Dont freak people out with your vampire stare

[CNN International @cnni]

US President Donald Trump's special envoy Steve Witkoff and son-in-law Jared Kushner were met by Kremlin special envoy Kirill Dmitriev as they arrived in Moscow on Saturday. They are expected to explore prospects for ending the war, now in its fifth year. https://t.co/3HPn6MmRVa

[CBS Muse @CBSMuse]

WELL Its a good thing #IranWar
is small potatoes ......

I think thats what they were being served
actually aboard the #AbrahamLincoln ⚓️

...... Small Poatoes ....... on a rust bucket plague ship

[World News Tonight @ABCWorldNews]

With attacks escalating in Iran less than 24 hours after Vice Pres. Vance refused to say the U.S. was at war, Pres. Trump called the conflict that’s taken the lives of 18 Americans “small potatoes.” @jayobtv reports as the war drives fuel costs sky high. https://t.co/KXcqzqpREg

[CBS Muse @CBSMuse]

Its Saturday America

..... and on this episode of wishful thinking

with the realtor turned
pretend president #DonaldTrump

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

It’s Saturday in America. 🏈🦅

[CBS Muse @CBSMuse]

YIKES !

WTF Is wrong with #Baltimore ?

You lack basic tools there slick ?

WTF is #AmericanAirlines doing here ? This a cartoon?

[ABC News @ABC]

A man was arrested for alleged unruly behavior on an American Airlines flight that diverted to Baltimore, according to the airline and investigators.

Read more: https://t.co/QCdwZIHTt4

[CBS Muse @CBSMuse]

hahhaaa ! #Canada wouldnt exist ?

hahhahaaaaaa 😂🤣😆

#Trump is a comedienne

[Reuters @Reuters]

Donald Trump said ‘I don't think they'd exist’ if the United States stopped trading with Canada https://t.co/4TTuZeP3Tz

[CBS Muse @CBSMuse]

#PeteHegseth's USS Rust Bucket #AbrahamLincoln ⚓️

[Fox News @FoxNews]

NOW: Jury watch in Lindsay Clancy trial
https://t.co/lwzMuPwmII

[CBS Muse @CBSMuse]

#PeteHegseth's USS Rust Bucket #AbrahamLincoln ⚓️

[U.S. Fleet Forces @USFleetForces]

Around the Fleet:

Eyes on deck⚓️: U.S. Sailors stand ready during flight operations aboard the Arleigh Burke-class guided-missile destroyer USS Ross (DDG 71). Ross demonstrates the Navy’s commitment to readiness, presence, and partnership.

[CBS Muse @CBSMuse]

#PeteHegseth USS Rust bucket #AbrahamLincoln ⚓️

[Newsweek @Newsweek]

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is facing mounting pressure over his leadership of the Pentagon. Read more 👇

[CBS Muse @CBSMuse]

#Trump mints the Prune Coin

[Forbes @Forbes]

The U.S. Mint put its new Donald Trump $1 coin on sale Wednesday, giving collectors their first chance to buy the gold-colored coins directly from the government and marking the second time a sitting U.S. president has appeared on a coin.
Read more: https://t.co/9oQILUS7oI
📸: AP Graphic/Treasury Department