CarmineBarberini

Twitter’s Most Trusted Waste Management Expert

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Landing the Truth on Twitter brainstems like:

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@girdley You’re nothing if not humble. As they say, the journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.

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@JeremyBoulerice @QueenHebbz Small, weak dick?

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@rustyrockets Have you tried clown school?

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@xbtGBH The whole virgin thing is dumb. I married one. Doesn’t change the innately feminine traits and shortcomings they all have. The weird fixation on virginity either means you can’t master a woman, or you have weak dick game.

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@dippindottt You jumped to conclusions. That’s how it happened

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@spreadmyenergy Cause no man feels they owe you an explanation. If you don’t get it, that’s on you. Go you’re own way and see if it works out better. If it does, you’ll feel no need to explain yourself either. Or keep running your mouth and yanking your pud.

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@mikesharrow @girdley @_robyn_smith Maximize (your) health answer: Dexa (BF%, muscle mass), VO2 max, Bloods (testosterone, liver function, A1C, LDL/HDL #’s and ratio)

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@tapertantrum @DavAndrus I can relate as well. What’s up?

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@BecomeAManAgain Your mom was the first woman to lie to you and teach you simp game. Call dad.

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@Helloimmorgan Women farting should be illegal

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@JarlVarg5 @VoidNavigator @whatifalthist Then don’t deal with it. Cry about it like a little bitch.

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@lporiginalg First it was the washing machine, then the dishwasher and now this. Maybe they should stay home and raise strong families?

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@KILLTOPARTY Maybe, but talking shit about them on twitter is bad take. It’s easy to look cool and talk shut in the stands. Get in the arena for something you care about and risk being an idiot. It’s worth every penny.

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@SeduceHerToday Tell her to go on with that shit.

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@alexandrosM The answer is truly, “There are two types of people in the world, those who have free will and those that do not.”
The entire debate is a false dichotomy. It’s an affront to philosophy.

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@DANKCHAINS @BretWeinstein Weintsteins never explain. It’s infuriating when Eric does it, too. Points appear more salient when you leave them half-considered open loops for the faithful to compulsively attempt to close for years. Just let it go.

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@reecebrah What bridge do you hide under, you dirty fucking troll?

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@cctvidiots Throw his shit off of the station, take his bar

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@girdley Definitely that, lol. Really glad to see you having fun!