Chris Thorburn

night clown

[Chris Thorburn @CBThorburn]

Editor: You get those photos of Elliott Gould and Grover?
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what

[sunny hyaenidae @gloomgaze]

this harry hill bit where he describes the plot of gummo (1997) to thunderous applause has fully shattered my grip on reality

[The Herald @heraldscotland]

'The world feels a little less bright without him in it'

Tributes have been paid after the death of Scots comedian Paul Sneddon, better known as Vladimir McTavish

https://t.co/M9FAns3Dav

@GabyMcKay

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

so mad having grown up in the “we really can stop climate change!” era to now being firmly in the “hmm i guess we gotta figure out how to live alongside climate disaster 🥴” era. good stuff !!

[Chris Thorburn @CBThorburn]

They remade A Streetcar Named Marge?

[A24 @A24]

There's a method to the madness. The Debut, a show-stopping new comedy from writer-director Jesse Eisenberg starring Julianne Moore and Paul Giamatti, opens in theaters this Fall.

[Chris Thorburn @CBThorburn]

Shrek is going to have a teenage son and the internet's going to be weirdly horny for him. I'm sorry, I'm not thrilled about it, but it's going to happen.

[Chris Thorburn @CBThorburn]

Alan Cumming: Sometimes I feel like my next door neighbour who speaks to me like I’m subhuman filth might be the most evil person I’ve ever met. Better only give him twenty more chances.

[Josie Long @JosieLong]

Everybody was told in 2010-15 that austerity was painful but necessary to improve living standards. And then no improvements came, ever.

[Chris Thorburn @CBThorburn]

This makes me sick. How is this film news

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Elon Musk has become the first trillionaire in history.

[Chris Thorburn @CBThorburn]

Why is my timeline nothing but videos of my dad saying he’s proud of me *refresh* *refresh* *refresh*

[Laura Webster @LauraEWebsterr]

Over 17 hours after racist disorder in Glasgow - with masked men marching around seemingly targeting random black men and scrapping with police - Police Scotland have not put out a statement. Neither have Glasgow City Council

This isn't good enough

[Luthen’s Reality 🟢 @RealLuthen]

This is exactly why billionaires can’t exist. This man is burning the entire world down because he cannot accept his daughter for who she is. And he has the money to actually do it. No one can have that power.

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

The Hacks finale was great but I don’t like how they built up Homelander for five seasons only to have Deborah easily take him out like that

[Dylan @notnotdylm]

this was literally the last episode, what a way to go out

[Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives @darren_cullen]

On the tube

[Chris Thorburn @CBThorburn]

@jaychalloner14 @flixbus_uk unfortunately that’s hilarious

[Chris Thorburn @CBThorburn]

I don't care how corny it is to make this public, last week @flixbus_uk left me stranded in Manchester 180 miles away from home at 2:10am cause I had a sandwich on me. I threw it out with no pushback but the driver still dumped me in the street with no refund. Shite company.

[Chris Thorburn @CBThorburn]

@elphieupland @Michaela_Walshe @flixbus_uk Jesus Christ, I’m so sorry both of you.

@flixbus_uk what is happening

[Chris Thorburn @CBThorburn]

@mattijackson @sail_outtt @flixbus_uk I’m afraid not, I’m so sorry I know yous were hoping for a villain. I just caught a driver in a bad mood.

[Chris Thorburn @CBThorburn]

@Benno1uk @hopandwedge @idlewildgirl @flixbus_uk Ashton I’m going to make you a toastie and break through those walls you’re putting up.

[Chris Thorburn @CBThorburn]

@Benno1uk @hopandwedge @idlewildgirl @flixbus_uk Oh okay so off the top of my head there’s paninis, Cubanos, meatball subs, tuna melts, Philly cheesesteaks, grilled cheese, patty melts, oh my god Ashton they’re all so nice. They’re making sandwiches warm now, I really think you’d enjoy them.