Courtney

Lover of dad jokes and puns

[Courtney @cburt92]

Personal news update: I’m starting a new job and I’m moving to Columbus 🎉 in a week… nbd 🙃

[Courtney @cburt92]

@SirAndy522 I will take a win 🙌🏻

[Courtney @cburt92]

Sometimes you look at Facebook memories and you’re like wow that’s embarrassing. Other times you’re like nah babe that tracks 😂 no dog poop today tho so W

[Courtney @cburt92]

@SirAndy522 @CoachJRWhite Right? 😂 I’m a miserable fucking bitch because I joked about old farts complaining about a performance? Happy to recommend a good therapist Markus

[Courtney @cburt92]

@dhagerj15 Fair enough 😂

[Courtney @cburt92]

@dhagerj15

[Courtney @cburt92]

@CoachJRWhite Which is why you’re my Columbus emergency contact

[Courtney @cburt92]

@JoeHessel Listen we try to make changes 😂 I’m not giving up my coffee but have started doing all if not mostly sugar free. I don’t drink anything else with sugar so balance 😌

[Courtney @cburt92]

Sure your man might tell you you’re pretty but did your dentist tell you your teeth looked impeccable? Because 💅🏻

[Courtney @cburt92]

@BuckNik_Cle It never happens so I’m soaking it in 😂

[Courtney @cburt92]

@SirAndy522 I think it’s funny but I hear you 😂

[Courtney @cburt92]

@dhagerj15

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

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Bombshell: The Browns are finalizing a trade that will send two-time Defensive Player of the Year Myles Garrett to the Los Angeles Rams, per @rapsheet, @TomPelissero and me.

In exchange for Garrett, the Rams are expected to send Pro-Bowl edge Jared Verse, a 2027 first-round pick and other draft-pick compensation still being negotiated to the Browns.

[Courtney @cburt92]

Working my last 12 hour shift tonight until Friday 🙌🏻 I was looking forward to my second coffee when I had my first at 7:30 this morning

[Courtney @cburt92]

@JoeXJoe1234 For someone who hates seafood of any way shape or form yes… it smells regardless.

[Courtney @cburt92]

Can we ban eating tuna in the workplace? 🤢

[Courtney @cburt92]

@famousbeardedx 💯 please 🙏🏻

[Courtney @cburt92]

@JoeXJoe1234 Because it smells

[Courtney @cburt92]

@kostmoney @JaysRealityBlog Same thought 😂 it’s so bad