Pessimistic Optimist

Life throws you curves, learn to swerve.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

In an ideal scenario the President of the United States and the worst person in the world would be two different people.

[Rep. Casey Weinstein 🇺🇸 @RepWeinstein]

“Pro-life” would be 20 Sandy Hook students voting for the first time this election.

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

NEW: As promised, here is my new ad for #HarrisWalz. My story never gets easier to tell, but everything is on the line this election. Please watch and share 🙏🫶

🎥 @dprzygoda

[Ashley Winter MD || Urologist @AshleyGWinter]

When you go to vote just remember that they are more obsessed with regulating what women do with their own bodies than regulating lunch meat factories.

[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

The new Twitter block function.

[Pessimistic Optimist @Cbutts72]

@BBdemanda Happy Sober Birthday!

[Acyn @Acyn]

Clinton: I'm only two months younger than Donald Trump. But I will not spend 30 minutes swaying back and forth listening to music. And I will not clap offbeat… I am not here running for anything anymore except for my grandchildren's future.

[Pessimistic Optimist @Cbutts72]

@kaitynjojomom That face!

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Q: I saw the governor of Arkansas said ‘my kids keep me humble. Unfortunately, Kamala Harris doesn't have anything keeping her humble.’ How did that make you feel?

Vice President Harris: I don't think she understands that there are a whole lot of women out here who are not aspiring to be humble. This is not the 1950s anymore. Families come in all kinds of shapes and forms

[Pessimistic Optimist @Cbutts72]

@ClueHeywood

[Jon Christenson, STS 🦬 ☕️ @Melanchthon61]

Best Halloween decoration so far. 😅

[Sarah Kendall @Sarah_Kendall]

Is there a name for the time between 4am-7am where you wake up for a wee, then start thinking about how you don’t like it when Tom Hiddleston dances and then you end up worrying about the end of democracy and that no one likes you and then you doze for 30min? What’s that called?

[Covie @covie_93]

Me: Republicans can't possible find a black candidate worse than Herschel Walker.

Mark Robinson: Hold my swastika and my binoculars!

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

THIS WINS THE DAY!!!! https://t.co/Lk2PJeFByd

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Kamala Harris and I are both gun owners.

We’re not going to take away your Second Amendment rights — we’re going to prevent your kids from getting shot at school.