Cassander (King Cassander)

I am 3 now. I live with my ‘brothers’ Craig, Kenny and some humans. I was born in a hole under a pond. I like treats and cuddles and being gloomed.

[Cassander (King Cassander) @CCassander]

For goodness sake @BBCWomansHour ! Stop saying Wemberley! If you can say ‘blue’ you can say Wembley. There’s no ‘r’. You don’t say berlue do you? Oh my word! I’ve just heard Engerland too! I give up.

[Cassander (King Cassander) @CCassander]

@charljespring More than one!

[Cassander (King Cassander) @CCassander]

@FelinesqueVogue Hello! I haven’t been on Titter for long times but I sees your pictur and I follow you now. I got de long hair 🐈‍⬛

[Cassander (King Cassander) @CCassander]

@GrantTheHatter The throwing the plates in the bin scene was the most cringeworthy acting I’ve ever scene

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My Mammy says “Please vote for my dear friend’s portrait of her late daughter, Beth. Sarah is hugely talented and this picture is a beautiful tribute” https://t.co/mm2yPGuaSV

[Cassander (King Cassander) @CCassander]

I wanted to show you all my rather splendid toebeans. Mammy said I needed glooming first but I couldn’t wait. 😻 🐾

[Cassander (King Cassander) @CCassander]

@cheddarboibite @g_ths You ar werry ansum Tedder 😻🐾

[Cassander (King Cassander) @CCassander]

@Kaicat6 That’s just not acceptable! Have you reported her to the authorities? 😻🐾

[Cassander (King Cassander) @CCassander]

@chickenkittycat Happy Gotcha Day Chicken! 🎉🐟🐾

[Cassander (King Cassander) @CCassander]

@stiinkyzoe I’m cute 😻 I hopes mummy feels better soon. 😻🐾

[Cassander (King Cassander) @CCassander]

@Kaicat6 I’ll have to remember that next time 😹🐾

[Cassander (King Cassander) @CCassander]

@Kaicat6 Nice one! I fell asleep in front of the vicar’s sermon recently. Mammy said it was dis speckful. Hehehehe 😹 🐾

[Cassander (King Cassander) @CCassander]

I haven’t been on Tooter for munfs and munfs. My mammy said she hadn’t got time. Pfft! I towd her I HAD to hav fofosoot tooday to prove I still alive. And still dorabubble.

[Cassander (King Cassander) @CCassander]

@Sarcasticluther My full name is King Cassander but my Mammy calls me lots of names. Cassander, fluffy knickers, fatty bumpkin, dumpling, booful boy, baby boy. I’m not sure that all of them are flattering 🤔🐾

[Cassander (King Cassander) @CCassander]

@MurphyMurph_ @treesagreen92 Hi Murfee. I be yor fren 😻🐾

[Cassander (King Cassander) @CCassander]

@HoudiniDancing This is my big brother lownjin abowt 🐾

[Cassander (King Cassander) @CCassander]

@HoudiniDancing This is me on de worl 🐾

[Cassander (King Cassander) @CCassander]

@lynnsterlyn Classy! 😻🐾

[Cassander (King Cassander) @CCassander]

@annie_warman Hehe. Were you trying to get de fishees? 🐠🐟 🐾

[Cassander (King Cassander) @CCassander]

@LeilaTheLoveCat Hello! You’re very pretty. 😻🐾