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[Mr. Láyí @layiwasabi]

date people who flirt back

[S.A.N.E @Sane_chic]

Actually she should. Dafuq?

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

Your boyfriend is trying to give you a five-course meal after you gave him vomit on a plate.

[Omo Kogi (Yagba) 🌍 @harrysone9]

Nigerians are always quick to move on, but if this pops up on your timeline, repost it; it costs you zero naira.

It’s been three weeks now.

[omoge. @KhloeUmoh]

Hate that I have to catch myself when I start reading a story from an account with a blue tick.

[Chidimma @The_Chidimma]

I hate contents that make sex between married couples look like it’s a favour a woman does for a man against her own will

[Pills @Ccents1]

Lmao the facial expressions are golden.

[Heizenbta @Heizenbta]

@NebsGoodTakes Antony Starr is an amazing actor get that man an award

[Zaynah Bear 🇹🇹 @zaynahbear]

This scene was so hard to watch. The way his whole body language changed to where he was just a little baby again and you actually start to feel bad for this monster? Antony Starr, the actor that you are!

[Pills @Ccents1]

Lmao

[Mazi Nathan @rukky_nate]

My friend made 20 million naira last month.

He is 26.
No degree.
He is a Computer Science dropout.

First salary: 50k.
Last month: 20 million naira.

What changed?

He stopped looking for jobs.

And started selling his dad’s land.

[YUMMi, THE ALCHEMiST ❤️‍🔥 @Y_UOMDHO]

It’s always interesting to see the views on what likes mean to some people

[Pills @Ccents1]

For a second, i started thinking i was the only one that remembers this happened. So mad it was cut short.

[club hathaway @NtiAning]

No one:

Me: Remember the short-lived 2009 NBC drama, KINGS — a retelling of David & Goliath but in an alternate reality where the United States is a monarchy and it’s ruled by a king played by Ian McShane but also starred a young Sebastian Stan as his closeted prince son???

[Èkó Bourdain @Okunrin_metaa]

The idea that you lose all privacy because you have a partner is inconceivable to me. Being with someone doesn’t mean you lose your sense of individuality. Literally chipping away at what makes you “YOU”over time.

[Èkó Bourdain @Okunrin_metaa]

People really lose themselves in relationships. Scary.

[K @Damocleansword]

"And he's never bit anyone's head off before oh..."

[Anaki Looms @OluwaSparkle]

There’s nothing under the sun that hasn’t happened to someone with a blue check mark on this app… na only you people waka come oo

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

imagine if mangoes didn't have that big ass stone in the middle and u could just eat them without any interference i wouldn't know how to act

[Pills @Ccents1]

Lmao

[Jamila 🔔 @_iamjamila]

There had to be another analogy

[Pills @Ccents1]

Lmao

[Tina Turtle 🐢 @tinaturttle]

Day parties

[uses the silent treatment in a street fight @allkemi]

I would love an elder with this personality in my life. Just authentically herself.

[Is the slope slippery enough yet? @bespoKENErd]

Jason Williams was fun, but he shouldn't be on this list. I'd also take prime Deron Williams above him, Chauncey, and Baron.